Kenzie

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I have a question for girl dads who voted for Trump,

You say it’s your job to protect her.

So if a year from now, she is lying in a hospital bed dying from sepsis after being denied miscarriage care, what will you say when she asks you why you didn’t protect her from Trump?

[mia @miakanaiko]

Aiden Rasa raped me on the night of october 7, 2023 at a birthday party i attended for somebody that i thought was my friend. since we are electing rapists to be the leader of our country, let’s elect Aiden next. he knew i was a lesbian and had never been with a man and forced himself onto me. my “friend” Tayler Reynolds, did absolutely nothing as he chased me into her room while i hyperventilated and cried. las vegas metro has been useless and so is this entire country.

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

What time do bees set their alarm clocks for?

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

A watched baby never sleeps

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

Came for a crockpot, left with 6 lbs of spaghetti

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

The final solution: potato

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

What I have learned during pregnancy: an egg roll can be an emergency

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

I go to Dairy Queen for the amenities

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

Who works at Dairy Queen but doesn’t know what soft serve is?

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

You want rights, I want rice, we are not the same sweaty

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

Off with their heads

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

Formula shortage? No problem, I’ve got queso

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

Why wasn’t I born a pet bird? Instead I have to go to work every day.

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

@gtumilty0301

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

@gtumilty0301 You might want to see a doctor about that 😳

[Kenzie @KenziSmiley]

@SquidneySass @guncle_tommie Absolutely not x3

[Dr. Bryan Leyva @DrBryanLeyva]

Burnout will have you thinking you chose the wrong career. You didn’t. Trust the decisions you made when you were at your best.