notKenziagain

I’ll be fine I just need to over-react first

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

My cat sat on my roomba and now it’s speaking Spanish

The roomba, not my cat

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

Today was supposed to be an entirely different day. Today I would have been in the hospital with all my loved ones saying hello to our baby girl. I haven’t told many about it, and I won’t, but I needed to say it somewhere. ❤️ suffering in silence hasn’t worked today

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

I’m going to sign up for extracted unless someone talks me out of it. Idk why but I’m convinced I could do this, but also if they pick me for next season no one I know is aloud to watch����😅 It will either be surprisingly impressive for me, or a comedic shit show.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

First I was surprised about the blatant racism coming out on social media today, then I was surprised at the blatant ignorance to history/geography and so forth. I’ll say this once:

Bad Bunny is *literally* an American citizen you twat waffles.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

@SGR5N @pikacap Other countries call Americans stupid for not knowing history, geography & many other normal subjects, and today we proved their point.
He’s… literally… an American citizen. 😂 Your past teachers must be mortified that no one ever paid attention in their classes..

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Traitors latest season, got to the part where Danielle can recruit & WHY did she think Britany was it? So obvious. The best choice would have been Dylan. He’s the most faithful, everyone listens to him, he could have swayed suspicion off of her and no one would ever suspect him.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

As a Packers fan & a Bills fan, I’m having a sad week.

Love them still 💚💙

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

Thanking all my veteran friends for their service today with light bullying. It’s been enjoyable thus far lol

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

I’m going to start doing Traumedy.

It’s like normal stand up comedy but I just make inappropriate jokes about the endless sea of terrible shit and trauma I’ve experienced to this point in my life.

So, normal stand up comedy, I guess.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

Turns out this is not one of those “throw on a brave face and face the day” types of situations because my face is not brave and all I want to face is the inside of my eyelids right now. I’ll get through, some way some how.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

God giveth… and God taketh away 💔

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Just not going to call Holding on the multiple people who were holding? Lol yeah ok, I see you.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

This rapture theory came at terrible timing. Things are finally working out just how I’d always hoped they would, I don’t have time to get zapped away.
Do Not Beam My Up Scotty.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

I have so much to be thankful for but also so much I need to complain about

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HAHAHAHAHA just checked and they gave me the wrong turnover too I’m allergic to this one how fan-fucking-tastic.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

I’m done ordering from @Arbys. Every time I do I get jalapeño poppers and a beef n ched but they give me NO bronco berry sauce, making the jalapeños too spicy for me to eat, and NO Arby’s sauce or horsey sauce of just anything. Dry meat sandwhiches how fucking delicious.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

Depression can take you on the randomest days at the most random times. Can’t believe how helpful ChatGPT has been at helping with it today. It’s better than any therapist I’ve ever had.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

I work with the greatest human beings in the world. Whatever comes their way they do their best to make sure everyone else is okay. 100% amazing people. Hard times are always easier with solid people surrounding you. Never saw so many people checking in on one another in my life.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

I’m holding it together very well right now for a girl who lost her only wedding venue she was looking at and already paid my photographer for that date.

Actually, no I’m gonna lose it.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

Some days I think my coffee could use extra creamer, but today I think it’s missing Kahlúa.

[notKenziagain @KenziZee]

Every time we order Milwaukee burger co on uber eats they, without fail, forget one whole item. This time it was the whole order of cheese curds. Last time it was an entire burger. I keep trying man..