Kennah🔸️

Profound thought⚡️

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

The male urge to want to start multiple big projects with 200 shillings in your pocket

[Breezrill 👾. @breezrill]

Every woman I've ever had a thing with (even once) made it easy for me. Hapo kwa kukatiana sai nakuwanga very poor and lazy.

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

Niqqas in search of weed has been to places they won’t go even with a gün

[Chief Njoku @NemeremNjoku]

Is it ok to check your husband’s phone?
Women: yes

Is it ok for your husband to ask for DNA testing?
Women: no, it means he doesn’t trust you

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

This babe is always sick bana, hakuna wiki imepita bila yeye kuwa mgonjwa. Natafuta venye nitamtoka.

[Auntie Crepes @Nyamburah_]

Bruh! 16 children are dead in a school fire. We are opening borders up to terrorism & Ebola. Dawa zimelala KEMSA expired. Children & women are dying everyday. Fuel prices, proposed finance bill, murder in police cells, looting, education ruined, unemployment, pia wewe hutajam?

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Ukiona Vijana wa Uwanja wakiosha mkono na Martell VSOP in top clubs around the city, acha waendelee kula jasho yao. Hao watu hujituma sana. There is even a rigorous full course ya two weeks where prospective “investors” wanafunzwa na “master” kuongea exactly kama Wazungu.

Kuna hadi mahali wanafunga pegs za kuanika nguo juu ya mapua, then wanakunywa maji warm ya lemon kufinya sauti for the “client” huko USA, to be sure you are a Caucasian, na utamfikishia mzigo ya hardware huko Texas, na saa hizo uko kwa bedsitter Langas.

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Maisha ya after Campus haitaki mtu aishi kwa nyumba iko na kamba ndani

[Bwogo🇰🇪 @1Clinton2]

Kuna redio hapa inasema nitume 20bob nishinde 1 million,, Si mtanimiss majamaa 😂

[Mwawasi 🏆 EPL CHAMPIONS @Mwawasi__]

Hakuna mahali Saka alini colonise

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

Her: Kwako kuna stima?
Me: Zae
(ten years later):

[olomoge cinderella😗💜 @nimiknowsbest]

It pains me that there’s probably a series out there that would absolutely consume me and change my life but I haven’t discovered it yet💔

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

“wtf man I already shot that chick two times”

[𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫 @0xYator]

When they constructed Kamiti Prisons in 1955, they were surprised to find me in there already locked in.

[Kennah🔸️ @Keoon_]

Sometimes you get a haircut but yo barber genuinely fries you but you let it grow out for 2 weeks and realize your barber had a vision.

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Don’t say anything just repost.

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels2]

Cunha, Mbeumo and Amad doing their dance rehearsal for the upcoming Arsenal parade:

[‏ً @sadstona]

whole time i’m hustling to disappear

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Na mtuletee Jersey ziko na Gold badge kwa sleeve. Hatuvai hizo plain tena like other league commoners. 😂

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Introverts lazima tuulizwe 'are you okay' every 10 mins kwa function 😂😂