Alexander Kerfuffle

Is Matt Hancock in jail yet? Boris Johnson bellenda est.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

I’m in a pub where they are playing Leo Sayer. Kill me now.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@richardaeden Yes, you are confused. Prince Andrew was having sex with minors (or, at any rate, one minor). So, in his case, it was a bit more than an “ill-advised friendship”.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@Otto_English Is there an obligation to be sad though? No, there isn’t.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

An idiot writes.

[Christopher Talbot @Lord_Talbot64]

Aside from general elections there should be a mechanism for the public to have a vote of no confidence in the government.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@DPJHodges Starmer is politically an idiot. He may as well simply give Farage the keys to No 10 now.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@mrhorsdusujet @v_j_freeman I think this is correct. It isn’t politics, it’s laziness. Much easier to cart off peaceful old-age pensioners than to deal with Nazi thugs chucking beer cans about on Whitehall.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@WokeratiMarty Since when was it “sheer vandalism” to clean off graffiti? How about crosses of St George on roundabouts?

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@queen_meghan14 @meg4_strawberry Yes, dim-witted and a massive attention seeker.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@AntiGrowthCoa @NicholasTyrone This is the sort of reasoning will deliver a quasi-fascist and incompetent (Reform) government. It’s nothing to do with safety, it’s entirely to do with greedy, lazy drivers. The average idiot sees that and votes Reform. If you can’t see the link you are politically illiterate.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@BladeoftheS If Elvis mated with Bernard Manning…

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@Frid45 @cothamboy54 Every European can relate to Charlemagne?

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@terrychristian Unladylike and gaga

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@simonmaginn @mrsDugskullery They don’t have to do the arresting though. It’s not as if they make any effort with shoplifting or burglaries. They even admit that. So as a matter of practice they prioritise some things over others. This does not have to be a priority but they choose to make it one.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@SuzieWo20886208 It’s Moscow rules. It’s how you identified yourself to an Eastern European agent in the Russian sector in East Berlin. The reply was “Each day counts”. If they mistakenly replied “will stretch extra” you had to hit them over a head with a Remington typewriter.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@kipthebee @SuzieWo20886208 Lazy

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@JamesMelville @SatyagrahAlba

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@terrychristian Sure, but they should have done. Are you saying ministers who break the ministerial code shouldn’t have to resign? Or just that working class ones shouldn’t?

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@Bohemiangirl @stephenpollard Twat

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@JohnWight1 @Pontifex It wouldn't be the first time the Papacy has been on the side of genocide.

[Alexander Kerfuffle @Kerfufflenob]

@BethRigby Who?