Keri 💖

she/her

[☆ hannah ☆ @hannahcroteau]

maggie rogers just covered night changes by one direction in boston and i sobbed

[em 🌸 @tbslsatellite]

so we all getting these texts or

[eliza @elizamclamb]

My bf is hunting (on a work call) while I’m gathering (saving Instagram reels to show him when it’s over)

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

https://t.co/8GNQ9pAXFl

[the thin bug with 1million shoes @antialmondmilk_]

this is how it feels to ask to use PTO

[Keri 💖 @Keri_Heath]

“mom do u have games on ur fone”

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

If you see this tweet, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating!

[Keri 💖 @Keri_Heath]

I just saw someone on FB refer to their child as their “62 month old.” Please make it stop.

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

Their best 💙

[Keri 💖 @Keri_Heath]

Being a cat owner is wild because I could google “why is my cat not burying his poop in the litter box?” and the results range from “yeah cats just do that” to “your cat is dying, rush them to the vet immediately.”

[Keri 💖 @Keri_Heath]

shoutout to the woman at the airport who was carrying a family sized box of minute rice as her carry on

[Keri 💖 @Keri_Heath]

showed Austin the raccoon memes daily Instagram and he didn’t think it was even remotely funny. So anyways, does anyone need a boyfriend?!

[AARON @lidolmix]

“lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains” is such an insane lyric

[Keri 💖 @Keri_Heath]

I simply cannot get over how handsome Teri is

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

this person took a Lyft with their cat to the vet and the driver drove off with the cat still in the car. please boost and tweet @lyft until they cooperate with the investigation. if you're near Austin, TX please keep an eye out for this cat/her carrier. this is a nightmare

[Keri 💖 @Keri_Heath]

@weirdlilguys

[Keri 💖 @Keri_Heath]

I was on a call with a customer and had to mute it to say “big stretchies!” because it is unacceptable not to congratulate Teri on his stretches.