Keemit

It’s all for fun

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

Stanislov Petrov is the unspoken hero of the world honestly

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We added the smoke so we could get rid of the mountains without you noticing. They will be replaced with townhomes.

[MUSTY @MustyTimberland]

Not having hoes or someone to dedicate my time to has got my ass into stone carving. God works in mysterious ways.

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

The dang ol’ meaning of life, yo

[Insane China @insanechna]

we are all going to die

[Walmart @Walmart]

Should we make mini shopping carts for rotisserie chickens?

[T @tylerthecreator]

CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST: JUNE 25TH

[T @tylerthecreator]

1-855-444-8888

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

@MustyTimberland You know you just got yourself on an FBI watch list right?

[Freddie Gibbs’ Plug @GibbsPlug]

😭😭😭😭 @FreddieGibbs @kennybeats

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

A haiku. As I load the bowl. I am probably so fucked up. I cannot load the bowl.

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

A haiku. As I load the bowl. I am probably so fucked up. I cannot load the bowl.

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

@MustyTimberland Agreed

[MUSTY @MustyTimberland]

Phones are legit a cancer I fucking hate my phone Ted Kaczynski was far ahead of his time hating on technology

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

@GaOhWeht What you mean help? That’s a banger

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

@KingTruvur Absolutely stunning tweet

[Truvur The OG @KingTruvur]

She must’ve forgot to mention complaining was her favorite thing when I asked what her hobbies were

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We’re getting rid of the mountains. Need more room for townhomes.

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

I knew this wasn’t the good reality when Mac died

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

People are wild man. This chick I know just posted a play by play in pictures of her giving birth in a pool and she didn’t leave anything to the imagination