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it's about CRY it's about CRYING we stay CRYING we ARE CRYING

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Kermit is going to be hungover as shit next Saturday

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Kermit would give his entire left kidney to be able to play Subnautica for the first time again

[Suck My Dink™ @officialdinkfam]

HEY LADIES WHEN YOUR MAN WANNA GET BUCKWILD

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hahahahahahaahahhaahhahahhahahahaa where's colleen

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MATBLES IS A LILB TICH

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thank you for following Kermit Updates I hope you have Update

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Kermit broke two separate pairs of Docs

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h
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SNL can Suck Nuts Lrightnow

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Kermit stans Ariel

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Kermit does have all his organs

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The Kermit Inside Will Eat The Child

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having unlimited babies

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*bites Julien*

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HEEEEYYYYYY

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Kermit would not still love you if you were a bug

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asia

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hi I'm Cermet

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