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@TheCriticMag @93vintagejones "more like a cruise ship than a conference" :)

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@RedCarpetViews Chelsea aren't Wenger's Arsenal :) They're the ones playing/praying for a counterpunch. Mourinho's method displaced, by Arteta's Arsenal: a team thats worked out how to hold the ball without being bullied off it :)

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Spot on M. Camus. For Farage x Lowe are at best only disputing the bill. They ordered the wage suppression and the rent inflation gladly.
What they feign upset about are the items they didn't order x the subsequent service charges: asylum-route arrivals who don't work, public service costs over tax cuts, relentless cultural chaos.
Anti-immigration rhetoric as a Trojan horse for more of the same Davocracy. Remplacism par excellence.

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@thebrewboy "Call me 'Moult-ese Falcon' one more time and you're getting pecked!"

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Crow-naldo :)

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

The probability of seeing crows playing football are low, but never zero 🐦‍⬛😅

[Rosarinn @rosarinn]

🐦‍⬛「お水ください」

可愛いくて賢い☺

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@defossardf The EU needs the UK like a hole in the head.
Bardella was claiming 'sick man of Europe' for France the other day as their 10 yr bonds are above 4%. The UK's are above 5%.
Telegraph's new owners need to try harder :)
https://t.co/cEOl97GrIV

[Jordan Bardella @J_Bardella]

Après 10 ans de règne et de leçons de gestion administrées avec arrogance, les macronistes laissent un pays exsangue, qui refinance sa dette plus cher que la Grèce, l’Italie et l’Espagne. La France est devenue l’homme malade des économies européennes.

Aucune économie faite dans la dépense publique et dans les excès du modèle français, aucune réforme pour réduire la bureaucratie d’Etat, aucune ambition pour relancer la croissance.

Nous aurons le courage de mener à bien ces chantiers pour que la France reparte enfin de l’avant.

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TALES FROM THE CLUBHOUSE [Pilot Episode]
Starring Rupert Lowe as GOLF CLUB TORY, Derek Trilby as CHIEF OFFICER (self-appointed)

FX: A LONG-CASE CLOCK. A TEACUP RETURNED TO ITS SAUCER, CORRECTLY.

"Sir."
"Derek."
"Rosindell has offered to welcome us back to the fold."

FX: A FOUNTAIN PEN, UNCAPPED.

"Which fold Derek."
"He was unspecific sir."
"And our five principles?"

FX: PAPER, SMOOTHED FLAT.

"Non-negotiable sir. I have them here."
"Read me the fourth."
"Deep cuts to public spending sir."

FX: PAUSE.

"The Aldi by the ring road Derek."
"Already closed sir."

FX: A LONG PAUSE. THE CLOCK.

"Derek, do you ever think about Marion Maréchal."
"Constantly sir."

FX: THE PEN, CAPPED. THE CLOCK, FADING.

TALES FROM THE CLUBHOUSE was written and minuted in the clubhouse.
GOLF CLUB TORY was played by Rupert Lowe. CHIEF OFFICER (self-appointed) was played by Derek Trilby.
A CLUBHOUSE PRODUCTION.

FX: THE CLOCK. A DOOR, CLOSED QUIETLY. SILENCE.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@OasisMania @NoelGallagher It’s not HAPPENING so all you croc wearing flag waving shit cunts can calm the fuck down

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Mais Madame, le peuple français n'est pas un héritage, c'est une inscription. La France n'a plus de sujets depuis 1789 : elle a des citoyens. Vous cherchez une souche là où la République a mis une signature.
Cela dit, s'il est question de continuité, je dépose une revendication. L'Anjou, la Normandie et l'Aquitaine relevaient d'une maison qui tenait aussi l'Angleterre, et aucun règlement honnête n'est intervenu depuis.
Vous soutenez que vingt siècles de descendance fondent un titre. Soit. La mienne précède votre République et complique votre France.
« Pas de roi d'Angleterre, s'il n'est roi de France ! » : Henri V
Restauration angevine, maintenant ! 👑

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@CrowMonthly Haute Crowture : Fall/Winter 2026 : Christian Di'Caw.

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@moveincircles "In order to avoid customers being driven chicken jalfrezi by a cacophony of sound, we are kindly asking phone users to pipe down" <- Bargain Bin Byron :)

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@thebrewboy Crow bro remix of using a table edge to crack a bottle :)

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🎵 Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean, finally, lovers know no shame
Turning and returning to some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say
"Take my breath away
Take my breath away"🎵

Tom Crowse - Cawly McGillis in ‘TOP CROW’

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@RupertLowe10 My DT comments are better tbf. E.g. here's how the latest began :)
TALES FROM THE CLUBHOUSE — Episode 15,646
Starring Rupert Lowe as GOLF CLUB TORY, Derek Trilby as CHIEF OFFICER (self-appointed)
FX: A LONG-CASE CLOCK. A TEACUP RETURNED TO ITS SAUCER, CORRECTLY.
"Sir."
"Derek."

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@RenaudCamus Lowe is disputing the bill. He ordered the wage suppression and the rent inflation happily. What he's upset about are the items he didn't order and the service charge: the asylum-route arrivals who don't work, the public service costs over tax cuts, the visible cultural changes.