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Even the Express has to be shut down because Ruto is in Mulolongo and wants to join rendering the word express useless kabisa

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Mua Hills Resort serving 1litre of water @ Kes 300, hata kama!

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@maliks_88 This one is real, the establishment was sometimes back in the news for the wrong reasons

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@taibalitaib The Lincoln Lawyer

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@NoisemakerN Attempted suicide is a criminal offence, as soon as you recover automatically the price will arrest you and you will be charged with attempted suicide

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I am back. That I'd if you know

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Kumbe if the Government is serious sanity can be restored on our roads

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@KiigenKoech God's anointed..... We have had this before...

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Direct ticket

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Luis Suarez refused to shake Patrice Evra and got just 40k fine

Son faked hugged Sanchez and walked away free

Eden Hazard kicked a ball boy and got a 3 match ban only

Kurt Zouma kicked a freaking cat. He faces jail time, lost sponsorship deal and fined 250k
#BlackLivesMatter

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@zakheem_rajan @CJMarthaKoome There is a man at the back, he is not magical or is he a she

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Growing up I met men who will say to me "I am old enough to be your father". We never got offended. Do you think Atwoli's remarks to DP are offending, ama imagining marrying Ruto's mum is offensive or demeaning?

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Cameroon allowing Egypt to take them to spot kicks is a bad idea

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According to Governor he spent quality time with loved ones

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Your favourite Mp kidding in parliament

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UG and TZ are doing well in soccer, Ke are doing so badly that Nick Mwendwa should take responsibility

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PSG, Real Madrid and Barcelona all lost this weekend, Kweli money can't help some situations

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Treason = Tree zone

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Growing up we used to go to Manga stadium every Sunday to watch soccer. When a weak team heard that they were meeting the disciplinary committee of Kina Chui and Makana they will gladly dishonour the match and DC will get a walkover, two goals and three points. Avoid shame

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Livondo was also present