Colin Kerrigan

Don't read this.

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@wstgoat7 Swap MJ onto the Lakers in place of LeBron and the same thing happens

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@jordanrakei Jordan Goatkei

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@EndWokeness Tu Quoque fallacy

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@jordanrakei @glastonbury Jordan Goatkei

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LOVE getting the whole family together. Having a great time at dinner:

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@jordanrakei Jordan Goatkei goes pretty hard too

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This whole thing about all my friends and colleagues secretly hating me must be such a massive production. I’m honestly flattered they go to such lengths for me

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being used for validation is embarrassingly validating.. like idk maybe I AM good for something😌😌😌

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viewing vulnerability as a weakness for myself but a strength in other people.. this has got to be rigged

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I won $35 dollars playing blackjack once so now every purchase I make of that amount or less, I tell myself it’s with that money. No guilt! Foolproof.

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I hate driving behind semi’s that say “stay back: oversized load”. Like.....okay???? that’s your fault, maybe don’t haul things too big for yourself??

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I, for one, welcome our new RADICAL left, COMMUNIST overlords🥰

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wait

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Wow my first tweet in over 2 years, I’ve only got one shot at this, what should I say

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People with their class schedule as their wallpaper intimidate me

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When Peyton Manning said "Nationwide is on your side"...
I felt that.

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Sad that a half-mast flag is default nowadays

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Now's the time of year when the Club Penguin coffee shop would start playing Christmas music :'(

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Today is the only day you can RT this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW