Kerry

My hobbies are bitching about people to their face, sorting through totes, endless amounts of laundry, astrology, bad choices and sometimes I bite my toenails.

[Kerry @Kerry_so_very]

https://t.co/rRORk68yWO

[Kerry @Kerry_so_very]

You know what's funny, the third date i got to with a man i thought was IT... AND THEN I watched him wrestle pasta into his mouth hole and had to back up out of the splash zone. He has kids now and I see his wife and feel pity. I'm still looking for a dude that gets to a 3rd date

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Joyless

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

It is too early in the morning for this fuckery 🤦🏼‍♀️

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

She's literally his bangmaid

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

At least he's up front?

But besides money, which he expects her to help create what does he bring to the table?

This is a wild ride🧵

[Kerry @Kerry_so_very]

@POTUS i just want to be clear that Israel is what will lose you the election and likely cement your place in hell. The 3 strikes law was a good start. But, genocide? That's so something you don't come back from. You've alienated your base with lies, gaslighting and elitism

[Kerry @Kerry_so_very]

@POTUS i just want to be sure that you are 100% clear that Israel is a hill you will die on. We are over being unable to afford food, shelter and medical care and knowing we fund that for Israel while they slaughter the people of that region and lie, lie, lie. While you

[Alexa Nichols @AlexaNichols69]

This... chilled me. And gave me flashbacks. How could anyone see this as 'harmless psychological fun'?! 😔

[Dave Ryder 🌊💙🌎❄🏳️‍🌈 @daveryder]

Here's William Jones who authored the 1864 Arizona abortion bill.

Some fun facts:
He abandoned his first wife and their children in Missouri.

His second wife was a 12 year old Mexican girl. He abducted her and after a complaint submitted his resignation to President Buchanan before he was fired.

In 1864 (age 49) he married his 3rd wife, a 15 year old girl he abandoned in 1865 when he moved to Hawaii.

This is the guy who wrote the law that millions of Arizona women will be forced to obey.

His life is a series of grifts, and he was known for being a "pursuer of nubile females".

https://t.co/rZDgTXDUap

[Miranda @DoomScroling]

If you've ever been on a thread discussing the 4B movement you know this is 100% accurate. 🤣🤣

Women will say, "It's positively delightful to be alone, rather than being with a misogynist"..........and the misogynists cannot comment quickly enough "well we don't want anything to do with feminists!!!".....🤣🤣.........that sounds amazing, how about the misogynists go cry somewhere else? 🤣🤣🤣

[Kerry @Kerry_so_very]

Right after the Pillow Fights in lingerie. If you are gonna tell our secrets, come correct

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

I guess I've been doing female friendships all wrong. 🙄

[Kerry @Kerry_so_very]

It's weird how many women have... oh.i almost dated this creepy guy or this other creepy guy.. and the tales are totally unhinged

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

In my youth, I dated a guy on a self prescribed FODMAP diet. I made dinner once and he was convinced there were onions in it, there was not. He threw a raging fit for 3 hours. He then proceeded to eat an entire head of iceberg lettuce while crying and threatening me. Fun times.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Feels like someone's trying to compensate for a lack of skills.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

This dud: I FAFO, now how I cannot take accountability?

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Let us all gain more comfort in our own bodies.

[Kerry @Kerry_so_very]

These dudes are warped

[. (Archived) @roninspirit12]

There's no hope for these "alphas".
😆

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

They always end with wh*re.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

It wasn't all about the sandwich my dude, she said symptoms.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

So incredibly sad.