Kerry McCullough

Pop-Whore Connoisseur

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

Thor getting arrested yelling Sally Field quotes into a megaphone is the stolen tale of @Thomasshubert

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

Seeing the Devil in #TheLordsOfSalem is like when they showed God on #SouthPark. I've never felt so Catfished in my life.

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

#CaitlynJenner is meant to be who she has become. Have you SEEN her fucking strut?

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

why girls like coffee so much

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

@kierstooone http://t.co/02XhzJorma

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

I'm in an Irish Pub & they don't serve Irish Car Bombs. What happened between now & 5 years ago?

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

Came in from a long day of work last night and watched The Departed in my underwear with a beer. I'm officially my father.#FathersDay

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

#RachelDolezal is the budget version of that white kid in Machete that identifies himself as being Mexican.

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

We should all cut #KrisJenner a little slack. 4 the better part of about 10 years those kids have been telling her 2 suck their dick on tv.

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

When I see the ice cream man on the beach#LanaDelRey #shadesofcool http://t.co/JZBLZ2DkjG"

[The Cut @TheCut]

Jessica Lange responded to the Caitlyn Jenner comparisons: "That's so wonderful." http://t.co/E6d4KxDAyE

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

I'm so happy after such a long struggle to be living my true self. Welcome to the world Caitlyn. Can't wait for you to get to know her/me.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Dublin, if this doesn't tell you My opinion nothing will. #MarRef

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

'19 Kids And Counting' now just sounds like the answer to how many girls Josh Duggar molested.

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

@emess44 #pussy #hatemebecauseyouaintme

[Kerry McCullough @KerryElle]

@emess44 I need you to drive me to the hospital. I just ate banana string.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Every time this song comes on