Kerry Jane Souter

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Meanwhile in Australia...

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@boyfromdevon @mattcardle that looks like dog turd in a box ... what IS that?

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@TonyTeevee but to oooh errr is better.

[Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson]

Oh my god guys! I've just found out that I'M my favourite comedian. So pleased with myself. Thanks me, you are the best

[Bec Hill @bechillcomedian]

When an old lady peeks over your shoulder to look at your notebook and sees this:

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The print of light sabre woman - not light sabre woman.

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New love of my life.

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Facebook is so last decade. Why has it taken me 3yrs to realise this?

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@kelwrites You win! That IS fucking odd :s hahaha lol ;o

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I sent in a clip of my pussy being funny. “@ajhmurray: I do love You've Been Framed but the clips are so old everyone on it is dead.”

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I did Miss Piggy & Sid James “@kelwrites: I used to do Alan Whicker impersonations when I was at primary school. Yeah, I was an odd child.”

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Whatever happened to Krajicek? Don't hear much about him these days huh? He wrote a book called 'Fast Balls' in 2005 & then disappeared!

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@ColchesterZoo We're getting there!

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Cheery philosophy! Very accurate though ... “@grahamcoxon: Life is a series of hurdles with lots of dog shits on the other side of each”

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Whilst shopping for a 10mm Masonry Drill bit today the penny dropped - Men (generalisation I know) really don't think women should drill.

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@ajhmurray Hearing The Saturdays & watching The One Show in the same day?! It's no wonder I harbour such lust filled thoughts about you.

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Watched LEGO Star Wars DVD today. Now pretending to be a robot called Far2 D2. #parentingrules

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@BiscuitAhoy in a school hall. Your man on the curriculum. Bet their assembly's have a proper atmosphere!

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Dr Ranj ... for Prime Minister.