Kerry lyle

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

And yes I am going to get a ‘can I speak to a manager’ haircut

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Seriously disappointed with @ScotRail service AND awful customer service received from a member of their gate staff after their ticket machines failed to print a ticket that I had paid for (had proof of this) so instead of apologising I was made to buy another ticket.

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Adult men who drink multiple cans of monster first thing in the morning are a sub culture

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Ticket man on the train just asked if I need a ticket instead of saying yes I just said hi and he turned and walked away

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

@fuckalienzz Same

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Spotify on my phone is broken/ messing with me so I just had a 45min workout to love is all around by wet wet wet because that’s all it would play on a loop

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

@glasgowfashion I would literally never ever leave sid, I would rather sacrifice myself for his safety

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

@glasgowfashion @Missguided Oh god haha I remember my mum refusing to let me get anything playboy when I was like 12. Now may be my time

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Used to spend time obsessing over weight loss.
Lost weight + lost my tits.
Now spend time thinking about how to grow tits without it costing me a small fortune. 🌪

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Just tried in desperation to take off my toenail polish with one of those dip your finger in and twist type things I do NOT recommend

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Asked a guy to sign for his return in work and he wrote down his phone number and pushed it toward me so I got the corrector and told him it was letters only

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

@kirstinmccarlie Two weeks is so soon!

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My favourite thing ever is when people say “oh god you look tired” YES I KNOW. 😒

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

@glasgowfashion Go for it!

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

@kirstinmccarlie The fudge violet toning shampoo! I can even use that instead of toner to tone down yellow.

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

I don't often get overcome by emotion so shocked myself by crying last week watching the Tesco van go by at pride.
Just got my period.

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Just to clarify, so it's not coming home? 🌝

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

@kirstinmccarlie Same. She's an absolute angel.

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

Had a flashback to primary 4 when I sent a boy I fancied a valentines card to his house. He came into class wanting to know who had sent it and I was terrified, another girl LIED and said it was her. He asked her out.

[Kerry lyle @Kerrylyle_]

I can hear Alex Turner signing at trnsmt from my bedroom and not gonna lie wee bit gutted I'm not seeing him and those wee hips