Kerry, a mirrorball.

Procrastinator extraordinaire, anti-Tory, feminist, Swiftie, it’s not ideal. She/Her

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This is the hill I will die on

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I’m sick to the back teeth of people saying “staycation” when they mean “holiday in the UK” because if you aren’t at home IT IS NOT A STAYCATION IT IS A FUCKING HOLIDAY

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Austria - clearly not wishing to be on hosting duties next year. #Eurovisión2026

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Norway - this might actually win. It’s frankly fucking awful but the key change might possibly clinch it. #Eurovisión2026 (gf note: I love this as a Eurovision entry, should totally win)

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Italy - a thoroughly unremarkable song and performance that typing this brief review is considered welcome relief from the boredom. #Eurovisión2026

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Cyprus - am I the only person who thinks Holly Valance has an undue influence on #Eurovisión2026

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Sweden -a country with a strong pedigree for fantastic pop music. Which they have chosen to abandon tonight… #Eurovisión2026

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Lithuania-wanting more, personally I’d settle for less if this.

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Poland - I listened to them urging us to pray, I left an atheist. #Eurovisión2026

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Finland - either Finland have a very effective wind machine, or the violin players flatulence is requiring medication #Eurovisión2026

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Moldova- For context, my girlfriend (that’s me!) has been drinking since 11.30 and she likes this… #Eurovisión2026

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France - taking this far more seriously than it deserves frankly. #Eurovisión2026

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UK - it’s not Bucks Fizz is it? #Eurovisión2026

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Croatia - Balkan angst with lots of dry ice #Eurovisión2026

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Bulgaria - this feels like two Holly Valance songs merged against their will #Eurovisión2026

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Czechia - instantly forgettable. #Eurovisión2026

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Malta - low budget Bond theme, Adele will sleep easy tonight #Eurovisión2026

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Serbia- Gothic nonsense #Eurovisión2026

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Australia - not in Europe amd the work she’s had done is somewhat distracting from the song, that said it’s not actually a bad song. If she wins do we go to Australia next year? #Eurovisión2026

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All #Eurovisión2026 tweets tonight are coming from the boyfriend, I am merely the vessel with the twitter account

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Ukraine - dull as fuck. The sympathy vote may have expired

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Greece - I feel the Frosties rebranding is going badly #Eurovisión2026