See people that try to finish your sentences constantly and there’s no correlation? Can u not? Like let me finish what I’m saying cause In about 5 mins you will ask me to repeat myself
I need to get a contract for friends and acquaintances that states I will not answer your texts or messages until after 7pm or at the weekend depending on how I feel. I am a shite pal I will not apologise for it 🥲
Flashback to the time I was getting my car valeted and sitting in waiting area. Playing tiktoks but no sound so put the volume right up and the wee guy in the car nearly went through the roof as I just about burst his fucking ears 🤣🤣🤣
“Remember when gav got chucked out my 21st the first half hour for tryna do a magic trick” “What was the magic trick again?” “Removing the table cloth from the table with glasses on it” cryin.