kesh

Just enjoying life 🙂‍↕️

[໊ @xoeeie]

if a guy does this to me, the next day his family's gonna be picking out a suit and a flower crown. Some men act untouchable until a woman stops tolerating the disrespect they mistook for confidence.

[໊ @vidklipp]

is it ever okay to hit a woman??

[ella @No_xz_ie]

Wataa

[Emmyyyyy @asmr_berlin]

highly likely that Rebecca Zamolo went into that island at one point in time

[Emmyyyyy @asmr_berlin]

This comes to my mind immediately 😂👀

[: @_dxllz7]

hope they will be relegated

[Nadirvibes @Nadirvibes_]

Slim women look amazing, but when they get pregnant, they instantly look like they’ve swallowed a giant watermelon whole.

[尺ㄖ匚Ҝㄚ @ABJ_ROCKY]

If money no fit solve am, add more money.

[尺ㄖ匚Ҝㄚ @ABJ_ROCKY]

So the person wey create internet, who hotspot am??

[尺ㄖ匚Ҝㄚ @ABJ_ROCKY]

This girl wan assassinate me, she say make I help her with 200k for house rent, like 200 TINUBU!!K.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Autocorrect tried to set me up, but my Mom took the bait anyway 😭

[kesh @Keshideemah]

@fwletua That a huge profit

[kesh @Keshideemah]

@onlytee_jay Connect ✌️

[kesh @Keshideemah]

When the person you're tryna avoid is literally everywhere

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

A tenant came into the office screaming that our gate code wasn't working and that we were locking him out of his own home. I asked for his unit number, looked up his file, and told him his code was active and working fine. He scoffed, "Clearly it isn't, I just tried it five times!" and pointed out the window at the gated community across the street. He was trying to key into a completely different property.

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

If you buy an $80,000 pickup truck with a 10-year loan just to drive to a desk job and never haul anything in the bed, you have peak status insecurity. You bought a commercial vehicle as a fashion statement.