Mike Kessler

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

@PeterBurnsESPN You’re an absolute idiot for this post. How are you employed?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

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[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

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[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

@Tonia_81 @keselowski @Team_Penske let's go!!

[Tonia81 @Tonia_81]

Go Blue DUECE!!!! @keselowski @Team_Penske @KesslerMT
#Daytona500

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

@Tonia_81 @keselowski @Team_Penske go blue deuce!!!

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Scientists are researching a drug that reduces alcohol levels in blood, which could be used to sober people up in a very short time.

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

@Tonia_Kelley unbelievable

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

@Tonia_Kelley I don't care about your show anymore

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

@Tonia_Kelley wow...

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

Did my thing at the gym, did the dinner thing with blondie, now the conjuring with the bro's... #trifecta

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

For a team aiming to take that next step of winning the WS--losing the WS in '10 and '11--just don't get this deal for TEX. Love it for DET.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This beer tastes like I'm not going into work tomorrow.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your phone charger in the dark.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The only honest people in the world are children and drunk people.

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

“@SportsCenter: 23-year-old Ryan Riess just won the World Series of Poker.

He takes home $8,361,570."
#waterford!!

[Bob Wojnowski @bobwojnowski]

Just turned on poker, saw Spartan Ryan Riess haul in a huge pot. Dude just bullied his way to that one. #seewhatIdidthere

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

Big week at work, bigger week at the gym, doing absolutely nothing this weekend and can't wait. #relax

[Mike Kessler @KesslerMT]

@Risssa1212 were having a fat day. BDubz, pizza, chips, peanut m&m's