Jay Agent of Chaos

ENTP. Nerd writer. Polypan intimacy, aro/ace. Obsessed with musicals and Thomas Sanders. Trumpet player, alto singer. Slytherin. D&D. Any pronouns.

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

things i'm not sexually attracted to:
-people
-humanoids
-underwear?

things i am sexually attracted to:
-company fronts
-really good books
-the enterprise lighting up in Star Trek The Motion Picture

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

i just want to be good enough in this life that i can be a rich old lady's house cat in the next life

[Andy 🌿 @andarateia]

Made some "How similar are you?" bingo templates for your Dragon Age OCs! Excited to read about your Wardens, Hawkes and Inquisitors 💜

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

me as a kid watching ds9: wow, Dr. Bashir is 30? he's right. that's so old.

me as a 29-year-old: i know nothing. i'm practically still a child

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

@mirna0722 Addie would be the definition of "Smart Phone Hour" from Be More Chill, if the technology was available to her.

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

One reason I prefer writing by hand than by typing is because my pen won't yell at me for incorrect grammar. Like yes, I know the grammar is incorrect. It's for dramatic effect. Leave it be. #amwriting

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

@Afrofilmviewer The Princess Bride
The Fifth Element
The Breakfast Club
Pan's Labyrinth
Jaws/Saw

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

@Authoralexp 50% actually writing, 100% having no idea what I'm doing

[Kevin Vibert @VibertKevin]

Sci-fi is when your gays kiss in space; fantasy is when your gays kiss a lizard

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

@helen__chester i still end up doing research lol

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

trying to work on a story but my brain is only producing about one sentence per half hour smh #amwriting

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

hurt/comfort is the fanfic equivalent of scene/aftercare in bdsm

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

@AuthorHFerry Since the current working title is "Yarrow" I'd say something like "Hemlock" or "Nightshade" would keep it on-theme

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

@GailSimone I read a lot of batfam comics growing up

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

“when the waiter says enjoy your meal and you say ‘you too’”
life-like
a mannequin
made of flesh and sinew
not a person but a statue
frozen
#amwriting #poetrycommunity

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

@DrunkScribe by trying to pack in as many different races/genders/sexualities as possible lol

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

@AuthorJRose i will be once i get off work. i've got a third draft to do!

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

i have all the energy and personality to make a good hoe but none of the sexual drive

[Jay Agent of Chaos @KethriHolmes]

typing up some poems I wrote recently and it looks like my style is "make weird noises and don't punctuate or capitalize anything and use the British spelling for everything" like what genre is that even send help #WritingCommunity #poetry #amwriting