Gabe Kettering

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

I'm like Good Will Hunting but instead of being a maths genius I'm in love with my ex

[C. M. Kosemen @cmkosemen]

This video is actually reversed! That's how apples are made! :)

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

☀️

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

they didn’t have my name

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

That kid doesn’t know it now but someday he’s gonna be all grown up, facing life and look back and realize that’s the happiest he ever was ❤️

[Battle Beagle @HarmlessYardDog]

@skrunkitup Patriot

[emmy @skrunkitup]

set up a trail cam and all i got was my fat chud beagle

[Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik]

this very specific genre of comic (this one by @pants) always destroys me

[tradewife @tradewifey]

Load-bearing tweet for me

[Mingu @lowgradef]

In fiction evil is often written to have depth and complexity while good is written to be simple and boring. But in real life evil is boring and predictable while good is complex and unique every single time.

[Gabe Kettering @KetteringGabe]

@dantefofante I don’t think Homer wrote that, I’m pretty sure it’s only in the movie Troy.

[Luz de Otoño. @otolz_]

Las imágenes de seguridad del refugio de animales captaron a un perro asustado con un gran San Bernardo.

Tuve un San Bernardo y esta es exactamente la forma en que son de cariñosos❣️

¡Los adoptaría a ambos!

[theMikeGuy @themikedude72]

I'm a proud papa today. My son just graduated with a double major in aerospace engineering and mechanical engineering from one of the top universities on the planet.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Two fucking morons.

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Secret puppy meeting in the snow,,, discussing how to get treat,, nn touy,,

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Fico gag em como cachorros são extremamente pontuais em relação ao horario pra passear