Captain Kevman

Father. Writer. Photographer. Makes bad videos occasionally. Made in Essex but likes to travel. Team Fabulous. Surrogacy Rocks.

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

10 years ago the British Writers Awards said my book “would engage a specific audience in their late teens & early 20s with its fast pace, snappy dialogue, sexual overtones and gratuitous swearing". I’ve yet to do anything with it. #majorprocrastination

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[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Still available to buy for Christmas*! Now That’s What I Played My Baby When She Was… 1 - songs that defined the year 🤣

*not actually available to buy. If you want a free gift subscribe to @KPBpresents on YouTube.

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[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

It’s not yet 11am and I’ve reached the ‘sit and watch the house being destroyed around you in exhaustion’ stage of parenting a toddler. 😩

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Currently in Disneyland Paris. Have you seen our neighbours?! #bussy🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Had great fun making this one. Channeling our inner @scissorsisters AND @SJP 🤣
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[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

My series continues, with three ways you can save money on your Mounjaro.

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[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

I’m at that awkward stage with my YouTube channel where you can start to make money… but only if you ask your friends to give it to you. 😬 #YouTube

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Because honesty and oversharing is very on brand for me. #mounjaro
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[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Oh thank goodness this is a real thing.

[Leta R. Patton 🥀✨️ @ehsleeta]

"What's wrong?"

Oh, nothing. I was just fully immersed in my writing, but had to stop to focus on life responsibilities, and now my mind is floating in this weird state of being in the real world and being in the world of my book, and it's making me cranky and irritable.

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

@elizarose159630 Hey Eliza! It would be wonderful if you could share the link to my travel memoir ‘blog’ whilst I continue to search out agents. 💙

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#WritingCommunity

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@yorkiepud76 Awkward

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When you’re posting videos about your 4.5 year surrogacy process and Twitter still believes you’re under 18 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️

Having A Baby Via Surrogacy - a step by step guide | UK Edition
https://t.co/vwn8GC6Qsn

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

@RevRichardColes I’d have a go. Been meaning to learn for decades. 🫤

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

My #hairtransplant journey - from pre- to 18 months post - is still proving helpful a few years on. Leave a question if you want to know more.

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[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Talking #surrogacy with @thetravellingsurrogate. Worth a watch if you have questions or are on an IVF journey.

https://t.co/g4Mw2Oebhe

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Kim was a bloody legend. She once told me off because I looked like her in drag.

#kimwoodburn

Don’t Rush Challenge – with a surprise cameo from Kim Woodburn!
https://t.co/QTJ68ki9p2

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Kim was a bloody legend. She once told me off because I looked like her in drag.

#kimwoodburn

Don’t Rush Challenge – with a surprise cameo from Kim Woodburn!
https://t.co/QTJ68ki9p2

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

@MrAllington So sorry to hear this. 😫

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

@RevRichardColes How are you getting on with it, side effect-wise? Considering it myself…

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

@SolizwithaZ Check the link! I could do with some more recent feedback to be honest 😅

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

10 years ago the British Writers Awards said my book “would engage a specific audience in their late teens & early 20s with its fast pace, snappy dialogue, sexual overtones and gratuitous swearing". I’ve yet to do anything with it. #majorprocrastination

https://t.co/gd4oJWw2v0

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Surrogacy isn’t easy. And no one tells you where to start. That’s why I made this.

A real, honest guide to having a baby via a surrogate — from someone who’s done it.
https://t.co/m97Bp5HDHf
#Surrogacy #FamilyBuilding #LGBTQFamily #PrideMonth #pride