Kevin Barnard

Shit talker, braai lover, sports fanatic and always up for a cold one. Proudly South African.

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

@IECSouthAfrica Can you please let me know what options I have? Tx

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

@IECSouthAfrica I sent an SMS to the number provided but said I'm not registered. I haven't had the opportunity to register to vote before.

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

@IECSouthAfrica I was unable to register to vote as I was out of the country during registration period. Can I still vote if I present ID?

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

Let me convert Cape Town's robots (traffic lights) into solar powered robots! #nomoretraffic #loadshedding @helenzille

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

Let me convert Cape Town's robots (traffic lights) into solar powered robots! #nomoretraffic #loadshedding @helenzille

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

@Seano_T happy birthday for yesterday tuckbox! All the best boet

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

@xandermck I thought you would appreciate this true #arsenal fan!

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

“@AmazingPicx: 17 years ago today he passed away. RIP Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls. http://t.co/catX5kWU6x” it was all a dream

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

@NeilGreigSoccer Hi Neil,do you have an email address I can contact you on? Would like to chat about soccer and the Develpoment in Tanzania.

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

@elonmusk I think you should strap a South African flag onto one of those rockets for a change...

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

@DumineTocknell @KyleWarnerza what's going in here you two? Am I witnessing the end of your love sorry?

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

“@GolfClubWankers: I've just lost all respect for FootJoy” I can see @StanT_SA getting himself a pair! @Deano_C

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

“@GolfClubWankers: Anyone with more than 3 woods in the bag...

#Wanker” @Scotty_Sharman

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

“@GolfClubWankers: People who keep a pencil on their ear during a round.

#PencilWanker” @StanT_SA

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

“@GolfClubWankers: Getting a fat putting grip is the last act of a desperate putter...

#CantPutt

#Wanker

@Deano_C

[African Proverbs @AfricanProverbs]

Being happy is better than being king. ~Nigerian Proverb

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

Tanzibar!!! @StanT_SA @Deano_C

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

Porn is so unrealistic. There is no way a guy with a ponytail could ever own a house that nice.

[Chris Morris @Tipo_Morris]

Boys high representing in India! @PBHSOB @PtaBoysHigh #proud

[Kevin Barnard @KevBarnard]

Pertrol price going down 8c. #bigwank