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I exist. I love. I hate. In a “real” world pieced together by perception and bound by perspective. And I curse. A lot. Bitches.

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If you’re not playing the game, the game is playing you.

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@MTSpeigle Looking at other guesses 😅

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@MTSpeigle 1.6

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A unique storage solution for kitchen corners. https://t.co/61WxA0kbUE

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@PicturesFoIder FFVII

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@PastorAlexLove Looks like demonic possession to me.

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@BowTiedBroke This stuff is great 👍

https://t.co/tn9PQvYLXy

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@tyromper Why are you crying rn?

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@Imposter_Edits Weird. Why was Awkwafina so mad?

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@DecorDaydream Forgot the sinks in the island 😉

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An animals compilation starting with a little ray, using water and ink

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https://t.co/3ewl6HDYs3

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@danncianca That is an objectively terrible name for a restaurant.

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Critical heat flux is the physical phenomenon that occurs in a nuclear plant when a fuel rod first begins to overheat and can no longer transfer additional heat to the water

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@stats_feed So why tf do they base dv% on a 2000 Kcal diet???!

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/MQbn26h2zI

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@shawngorham Not a chance. Lol.

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@Thefrugalgay11 Thank you.

They are the worst

More $$$, less function.

Goes against everything in which I believe.

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Kurt Vonnegut's 8 rules for writing that I think everyone should consider:
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1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.⁣
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2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.⁣
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3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.⁣
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4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.⁣
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5. Start as close to the end as possible.⁣
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6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them-in order that the reader may see what they are made of.⁣
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7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.⁣
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8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.⁣

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@Thefrugalgay11 Lol. I especially like the “f*ck a tub spout” approach. 🤦‍♂️

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@NoContextHumans It’s already spent.

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@TrungTPhan V cool