Kevin Crowe

Atheist. Humanist. Fan of sports and comedy.

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I think my favorite Bible verse is when Jesus called Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John fake news when he didn't like what they wrote about him.

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"What are two things that MAGA Christians are waiting for but will never happen?"

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus heavily pushes AI data centers while bragging about how strong, smart, and high-IQ he is.

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@JewveBeenWarned Thank you!! I’m leaning hard into that show. Much more to come soon!

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus called people backwards and poor for not wanting to destroy the planet with data centers.

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@PoppityPopsPup @GrandpaHarris65 Thanks! I’m the one who came up with it. Everyone else just steals it lol

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus offered people $5,000 if they accept him as their Lord and Savior.

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@EastEndJoe I love when huge accounts steal my posts 🥰

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus lunged at a female reporter for asking him a simple question about his proposed $1.35 trillion bribe.

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus offered people $5,000 if they accept him as their Lord and Savior.

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus incessantly trashes credible journalists on Christ Social because his approval rating is at an all-time low.

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God only gives his hardest, longest, thickest, veiniest battles to his toughest warriors.

Read that again.

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God, you took the wrong 80 year old.

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Seeing AI slop commercials on TV feels so dystopian.

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus made it a felony for homeless people to sleep in public places.

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus instructed his followers to spend most of their time online complaining about the genitalia of 1% of the population.

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If you’re questioning your life decisions, just remember that there are people choosing to spend their Sunday mornings listening to Mark Driscoll or Steven Furtick.

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Karoline Magdalene left the Jesus administration after he left her vulnerable to enemy attack atop his donkey, Ass Force One.

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@TexansF46301236 @dpshow a jerk, how? Tony is like the nicest guy...

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where, during a threat on his life, Jesus hid inside a food cart and sent a decoy donkey into Jerusalem.

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I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus flipped tables because Coca-Cola wouldn't let them put his name on a can.