Kevin Dembinsky

Aspiring Hallmark movie barista.

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I’m edgier than I look. I’d get a mohawk, but I still want to get bank loans. Not sure which side of Fight Club I’m on anymore.

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@NakedGunMovie @ParamountPics Can’t wait to see this!

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Across the pond, the #NakedGun UK Premiere made a huge splash. Only in theatres August 1.

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I like to imagine the guy who pitched the game, OPERATION to @Hasbro

HASBRO EXECS: What’s the game?

GUY: Well, let’s just say it involves electrocuting the customers..“

HASBRO EXECS, We’re listening..

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Trying to tell this cop that Jesus is my other passenger in the carpool lane, but he’s not buying it.

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@bertkreischer The American classic, Hot Dog: The Movie

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The Grand Prize and Genre Winners of the Emerging Screenwriters Genre Screenplay Competition have been announced! Congratulations to these talented writers🎉

View the full list: https://t.co/OkDsJt8cZP

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@Eden_Eats The only adventure I want is trying to find the Postmates guy.

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Twisted Sisters’ We’re Not Gonna Take It is in a Discover commercial. Pretty sure we just took it.

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You can now share your blood type on Tinder. Did they just pivot to a blood and organ donor match app?

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@RebootOnHulu I’m a big fan. One of the funniest new shows on right now.

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@CLFerreira1016 @Jason Close what? Date rape?

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@AlbanBrooke @Jason Ha I’m sadly from the town the Amway scam started. Their business model isn’t even products. They sell $5,000 “training” videos to “have your own business.” Ie a garage full of overpriced shampoo and vitamins.

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@Jason Dick cream

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@DisneyNT I’m opting in fully. I just bought an art piece that has the colors from every scene of the original film. This is well targeted marketing. I can’t wait.

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@davidgrossTV My first encounter with Silk Stalkings was when my dad and uncle babysat my cousin and I age 7 and he asked us if we wanted to, “watch a porno.” “Sure, what’s a porno?” To this day Silk stalkings is my porn standard.

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@THR I will watch anything this kid is in.

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@robdelaney Yes, well said soul brother. Thanks for coming to my wedding where I married myself. And officiated. Saturn is in Jupiter’s rising sun house. Q4 is ours. #blessed

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@kaleighf Yes, giant red flag. But when you show up to work wearing a pink fedora, sunglasses, yellow leather pants and drinking a fifth of Jack, that’s on them.

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@caitiedelaney A River Runs Through It, if it’s back to back Redford nights