Kevin Glassman

I'm just that guy

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@GearboxSoftware Hey hate to bother you but any onformation on the level cap. Just hit level 50 and was hoping it would be some time soon.

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

I think I vaguely remember crying in my dream last night

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@rhansen27 I miss you more

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When I was a kid, I truly thought the moon was following my car. #Childhood

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My shower is magic. It has the ability to increase the amplitude and odor of farts.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is retarded. Every time you sharpen it: "Cool to Do Drugs" "Do Drugs" and "Drugs"

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@Kri_Shwandi @reneedoris when i read that the first time i thought it said hook up with me, i was like whaaaaat

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@lsizzzlee haha, good point

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@stephalephh @thutch69 it is none of your business what me and my bum spend the weekend doing

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@lsizzzlee it takes balls

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@stephalephh @thutch69 i call bullshit

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@thutch69 @stephalephh im getting wet from your mom

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@lsizzzlee straight up swag

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

I decided to burn a lot of calories today. So I set a fat kid on fire.

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@stephalephh i said it was classy not unclassy, sheesh

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@stephalephh oh i get it, way to be classy

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@stephalephh what is trashpee

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

just downloaded 78 more webby songs

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

Frosted flakes are more than good there GGGGRRRRREEEEAAAAATTTTT

[Kevin Glassman @KevinGlassman]

@Kri_Shwandi thanks mayne