Kevin Kortz

currently updating life

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Zooming away from negativity like... 🛵💨 No room for bad vibes on my scooter of life! #PositiveEnergy #NewChapter #GoodRiddance

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Not the open leg stance…. Caption this! 🤣

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If you are having a bad day… or need some encouragement.

https://t.co/cauC2grphh

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Nothing is more baffling than when I unsubscribe from getting emails, and then get an email confirming that I’m unsubscribed from getting emails.

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What this account is about to turn into

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#NewProfilePic

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I think I’m about to start my twitter phase back up. I’ve got a lot of tea about life.

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@heyheyitsjae Girl, I just needed a break. Thanks for the warm welcome though! ❤️🤣

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We should’ve gotten “Election Week” instead of Election Day, for this particular election.

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American Idol and America’s Got Talent can literally count millions of votes in a commercial break, yet here we are... #2020ElectionThoughts

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Let’s focus on this before we get carried away with either blue or red...

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The new Chick-Fil-A inside the Curris Center

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I’m shook

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Not joking, I just dropped my iPhone in a bowl of bbq sauce and it fully submerged... and it survived!

You can add this to your advertising campaign, @Apple

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If you’re reading this, quit procrastinating and go do ur damn hw

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Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's college.

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How I’m handling this semester on week 4...

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“Have you seen the invincibles?”

“No?”

“Oh, I mean The Incredibles!”
#5MargrsIn