Kevin McFarty

Big bodied american bruiser

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I'm Horton's who and I'm Kung Fu and we think Latina and big wiena are gonna get the drunkest tonight!

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I found chick with an inny so I felt it with my jimmy

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@OswaldGrizzly Wrong application. This is twitter not ask jeevs

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Urgent help needed!! I just found a snook in my wife's snizz

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Name: Kevin đăňģëŕ McFarty
Sex: yes please

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@OswaldGrizzly @StephenCurry30 My friend Horton would smack you in that game. Somehow he always hears who

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As the great Juice Jay once said: I don't buy these women Nike's but I keep these hoes in check

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@OswaldGrizzly Awh a valid point. Climate could play a big part. Reminds me of the '07 finals when Hefty was able to oust grandma's spoiled stink due to the frigid Minneapolis weather

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Well folks it's the series we've all been waiting for, Stinky vs Hefty in a clash for the trash can crown. I've got stinky taking this thing home in 5. Hefty does have some big hogs prepared to put up a fight. I just think this stinky team is loaded up with way too much stink.

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I will pay anyone several hundreds of dollars if they can explain the meaning of "Candy" by Robbie Williams to me

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Guilty feet have got no rhythm

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@OswaldGrizzly You totally Jew-ed them

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#Browns have "reached around" on a potential AFC North reunion with Ben Roethlisberger to serve as their starter should Deshaun Watson be suspended.

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Hollywood "transformations" aren't always what they seem. Kevin James was definitely goosed up a little for Here Comes the Boom

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I am going with my maroon boots

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@OswaldGrizzly I could put a rancid, raw ring of sausage underneath your pillow

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@OswaldGrizzly #weesnaw

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@OswaldGrizzly "Watch daddy show this log who's boss.. AAUUYGYHHHHAUHHHYYUU!!" *bloop* *splash* dad's a hero

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Ahh shit! I just get out of the shower finish drying off. Go to fart, something ain't right. Turns out I had to shit. What to do now

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@OswaldGrizzly Gross