there’s a homology to be drawn between white supremacist and evangelical citations of lord of the rings — it must be the most common literary text cited by pastors (tied with the narnia books)
me, in front of advanced auto parts, furiously searching on youtube how to unlatch the hood to my vehicle before an employee comes out to replace the battery
[RETURN OF THE JEDI] The spark is gone from Yoda’s eyes; the little green sage looks swollen and baggy—he has been given horrible fuzz all over, as if he were a peach—and the way he’s lighted he isn’t even green. (1983)