Kevin Schaeffer

Like to think I know sports but I've been proven wrong plenty of times.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

bench player turning 30 with dwindling stats stirs up a controversy and then immediately starts shopping a book deal

[Kevin Schaeffer @KevinSchaeffer_]

Appropriate reaction to the HotD finale

[TMZ @TMZ]

Brad Pitt says he's drinking alcohol again after seven years sober.

Read more: https://t.co/CKU8drIBdM

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

“if you cannot gift trans people with visibility, humanity, and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence?”

[erin @blondederin]

Shifting your entire infield and having your future HOF star player completely change positions to accommodate Alec Bohm is genuinely a fireable offense.

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

a city fit for a king.

welcome to Philly, @KingJames

@bankofamerica

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

👑

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

LeBron:

[Jumbo Elliott @JumboElliott76]

Unheard of corruption. Beyond 3rd world.

[Kevin Schaeffer @KevinSchaeffer_]

Art of the deal

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

1 year ago, DOGE slashed $250M in funding including New World Screwworm prevention programs.

Now, the Trump admin is spending $1B to combat the outbreak.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

all drugs and alcohol, laying off the cheesesteaks

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Things that have been invented since Grover Cleveland Alexander set the Phillies record for consecutive scoreless innings in 1911:

The zipper
Sliced bread
Numbers on baseball jerseys
Chocolate chip cookies
Traffic lights
The Titanic
Automated Ball Strike System

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

When I say the country is institutionally rigged for Republicans I’m talking about how Virginia gets their maps struck down after a two year process involving multiple legislative sessions and a statewide referendum but Tennessee can just decide not to enfranchise Memphis anymore

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this like watching the Harlem Globetrotters run up the score

[SleeperNHL @SleeperNHL]

No one asked but here’s admin’s 👇