Kevin Stitt Esq.

I'm Kebin Stitty UWU, My favorite hobbies include invading women's right to privacy, bullying trans kids, shooting hoops with high-school kids and crossdressing

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

I-it's time to join the rotation, Mr. Fu..Freeman. The right blunt, in t.. the wrong place can make a-all of the diffff...ferance in Oklahoma. So smoke up Mr Freeman, Smoke up a...an...i forgor the punchline 💀

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@NWSNorman Stay inside okc!! Enjoy the weather and have some snow ❄️ if you catch my drift agagagag

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

People keep talking about Biden's documents. I've had the secret to road repair under my bed for years and I've never gotten in trouble for it. I absolutely won't share them.
#roadhead

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@Jim_Jordan This sounds like a Texans wet dream.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@StephanieEzewsk @jameslankford @SenMullin I completely agree! We're all a bunch of idiots that deserve trial by combat! Trans kids need care just like every kid. It's a shame the direction our state is heading. #Armtranskids ✊️✊️ drastic action is more effective than inaction.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

God damnit...I gotta do this for 4 more years??? Oklahoma please stop voting for me, I can only make so many bad choices!
#governorsballtonight
#partytime

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@OKWildlifeDept Twas I, the governor.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

In 2005 I, Kevin Stitt, became the first man to (legally) fight 100 businesses of ferrets on the moon.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

How tf do I have three daughters and STILL feel okay setting woman's rights back by 100 years. Gotta do some self reflection, SMH 😔
#AmericaFirst #HumanRights #ilovemyboyfriend

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@mattgaetz Speaker Stitty.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@GovStitt

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

I would like to enact the "wipe-out" contingency. Instead of a border wall, the set of the hit TV show "Wipe-Out!" Will be placed along the Mexico-American Border. Good luck contestants. Welcome to America! Its just okay!

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

Open thy walls my brothers! Let the people come! They will defend thy land and people against the real enemy. The M.F that took Reagans Cheese!

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Texas National Guard are working around the clock to secure our border.

Many are away from family & loved ones this Christmas.

Thank you for your selfless service & for protecting your fellow Texans.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

Holy Hell ya'll it's cold as hell out there folks! Stay inside and drip those sinks! We can atleast take solice knowing the great freeze will only take the lives of the unworthy. State of Emrgancy? State of ICE AND SNOW. #petplaypride #freezing

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Are you kidding? Did you see the movie it was fucking awesome. Now we get a sequel and you think it's a bad thing??

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@dbongino Today is also Dewey Decimal System day. And Donald J Trump is still....holy hell...he's the one dipping his balls in all the Panda Express™️ SOY SAUCE FUCK. HE WON'T LEAVE.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@GregAbbott_TX It's okay I solved it. No more tic tok for the House Twink.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@HeavyUpdateOut God damnit.

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

@TomFitton @elonmusk @Twitter "Tom Fitt these balls bro"
-Tom Jones

[Kevin Stitt Esq. @KevinStitty]

I fully support the pet-play community in my great state! #PetPrideOKC UwU