Kevin Wall

I love transit and hate capitalism

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

Love how KOIN keeps pretending that 85 degrees is October is a fun treat and not a sign our planet’s climate has been irreversibly ruined

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

#KOIN6Weather: Happy Friday! Warm October weather continues in the Portland area. Depending on when the fog and clouds break free, we could be reaching a high of 85.

Full breakdown from @NatashaKOIN6: https://t.co/yMYnAazaYc

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

George RR Martin fans explaining why taking 10 years to write a book is fine

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

Vibing to the Killers when I remember 10% of their profits go to the Mormon Church

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

I don’t care what anyone says, liking the movie is a massive red flag

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

Anyone else kinda just WANT to get lost at see at this point?

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

Were other peoples high school’s also obsessed with Gattaca?

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

My neighbor’s roof has turned into a pond WITH ducks

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

The first time I ever saw people with smudges on their forehead for Ash Wednesday I asked myself what cult they were in. Turns out it was just Christianity

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

George RR Martin trying not to describe Daenerys’ nipples

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

Apparently my girlfriend doesn’t like to when I DM her on Instagram because she keeps thinking the messages are from someone more “interesting”

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

The lowest form of comedy has gotta be people who think their state is the only one with potholes

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

People who whip cream by hand are stronger than god

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

Ladies if he:
-wears green
-spends all his time outdoors
-will return any blow you give him one year hence forth
That’s not your man, that’s the Green Knight a personification of seasonal change

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

My relationship with my sister mostly consists of annoying her by sending Tom Bombadil memes

[Melissa B (she/her) @Rocks4MyFamily]

Did anyone make this yet?

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

People really be in their homes drinking Busch light

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

I watched the Lighthouse and now I unironcially say “ye” and I don’t know what to do about it

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

They were right, Mask Off DOES hit different now

[Kevin Wall @KevinWall1]

After watching “Inside” I’m convinced that @Lin_Manuel and @boburnham could write the greatest musical of all time

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

don’t hit me up unless you’re a witch