Kevly

uhh can I help you

[Kevly @Kevly_]

Poppin off with the #KaliSticks #ModernWarfare #CODTopPlays #PS4share

https://t.co/haLauPtkQL

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I wonder why.

[Yorha @Tangerinebang]

This app should be government mandated

[HowlingRetard Holocaust @browasright]

The way I would sprint over to show off my grip strength. "Alright, stand back folks. Watch a master at work." I pull the bars apart with ease. *everyone claps* "But wait, there's more." I then hold the baby above my head and tear it in half, the claps turn into shrieks of horror

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Insane psychological warfare, 10/10

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[i like food @messedupfoods]

didn't these mfs used to be like $39.99

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

Have you ever seen a more redneck sport than this? The race cars go around the track trying to be the first one to load onto the trailer being pulled by the truck. 🤣🤣🤣

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

this technology is going to hit LATAM like a fucking nuclear bomb

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

Wolf: I am wild and dangerous.

Man: frees wolf

Wolf: I am now domesticated and awaiting further instructions.

[warpaint1317 @warpaint1317]

Why are their rifles always setup the same way?

[Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank]

HE DID IT

THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

[Mediocre Chuch @Mediocre_Chuch_]

i make great cartroons

[DΞXI @CRXSSF4DE]

Fun car history fact!
Before 1985, most cars on the market outside of Chevrolets simply did not have the ground clearance for a row of light bulbs.
To rectify this problem, they eventually started putting them on poles that hung above the road!

[spor @sporadica]

i still haven't fully processed that this random German guy came to the US as a tourist for the World Cup, was simply so genuinely excited about the country that he live-tweeted himself into mega-virality and now every org in America is giving him free stuff, tours, housing, etc

never doubt the power of social media

[BishounenBunny @FunkPasta]

Im being serious, my Dad was a competitive Halo 2 player when i was a kid and this is how one of his montages open

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[Chris P. Wicks! at the VC5 🔎🐜 @CrispyWicks]

"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day"

"wow that sounds really disorienting"

"It's extremely Orienting, actually"