Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

[Jamal 🎱 @4900mal]

This shit alone better than everything 21 ever put out

[Lorenzo Von Matterhorn @Kevonsb]

😂😂😂😂

[MAILSKI @emailster]

Accidentally beat my shit with peppermint oil, my dick hole over here whistling like 42 dugg

[Sour Patch Kid ♐️ @LexiiBeSangin]

Lmfao this is frying me

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @buffyythevamp]

nobody knows how much this show means to me like let’s disregard the ending for a sec.. this is the best sitcom to ever be released nothing has topped it

[Netflix @netflix]

A truly Legendary intro.

How I Met Your Mother is now on Netflix in the US!

[Lorenzo Von Matterhorn @Kevonsb]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Back in the early 2000s there was a website called gamefaqs that was a video game forum.

My dad saw the URL thought it said gamefags not gamefaqs and beat the shit out of me on a random summer afternoon.

[ツ🇦🇷🇪🇸 @M3SSIMP]

using a towel to dry my hair then dry my balls and then coming back to dry my face again

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

seen a homeless guy with a sign that said "one day it could be you" so i put my dollar back in my pocket just in case that mf was right

[Rishabh @thatcitylad]

Not even a month he has started speaking spanish fluently 😭😭

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[Guardbro @GuardTm]

The world is weak

[retro @CourtneeHendrix]

#blackconversations

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

“As a pedophile”

[Lucha Burden III ☎️ #COYG @MillyBeamen]

ME OUT IN PUBLIC WITH HER AFTER SHE SENDS ME $6:

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

maybe im getting migraines bcs im spiderman

[osama @0ba0sama]

Male group chats are always crazy 😭

[☆ Eli ☆ @fagsluvme993]

how it feels when I get 3 likes on a tweet