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Anywhere is a start....anywhere is better than nowhere.#EFC

[BinfaceFanComm @BinfaceFanComm]

A new dawn is upon us.

Vote Binface for Clacton on the 13th August 🗑

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Nigel Farage spent two years as Clacton’s MP barely mentioning the town in Parliament, turning up to vote only a third of the time, and raking in over £2 million on the side while Jaywick stayed the most deprived place in England.

Now he’s suddenly knocking on every door begging for votes because he needs Clacton to save his skin.

Funny how the place only matters when his arse is on the line.

[Wokerati Marty @WokeratiMarty]

Here’s Count Binface saying he could bring money into Clacton if he wins the by-election, which is absolutely true.

Farage, on the other hand, would do absolutely nothing for Clacton.

[K @KevTweetEFC]

If you don't think Johnson is better than McNeil you're insane, if you don't think AWB is a better RB than Jake O'Brien then you're insane. Thanks for listening.

[K @KevTweetEFC]

@Brink_Thinker Worked all them hours and got the world's best hug from his fave....nothing will ever be more worthwhile.

[Kevin O'Rourke @LfckevO]

The irony of Billy saying I’m only being done cos someone filmed it, arsehole. Reap what ye sow. Biggest dickhead in Liverpool Billy.

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCL🚨: Following the outcome of the FA case against Chelsea, Everton have successfully appealed against the 6 point deduction they received during 2023/24 season.

Everton will start the 2026/27 season on +6 points.

Huge boost for Everton’s hopes of survival.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

This kid had 25 seconds to make 4 shots for $10,000… and he became a legend.❤️

[K @KevTweetEFC]

@ILoveSnooker_ 'What a fluke that was' is absolutely outrageous!

[I ❤️ Snooker @ILoveSnooker_]

Sometimes you just need to rewatch the most outrageous shot in the history of snooker by Shaun Murphy 🤩

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

https://t.co/Dq1Lt2FaLG

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

I think you’ll agree she is looking super distinguished now and has her dignity back.

She’ll be even fluffier and happier again this time next week.

Plenty of life in Marilyn Monroe yet and her dignity is back ❤️ (6/6)

[Stacey Devlin @StaceyDevlinx]

Feel like I’m gonna be sick.

[😎 @fletcher082]

Mad how City weren't oil money cheating bastards last season when yous wanted them to pip Arsenal to the title you gang of mad insecure bastards😂😂😂

[Talking Toffees @talking_toffees]

@Rusty4900955991 One of the most moronic football posts I’ve seen this. Takes some doing on this app, fair play

[Lazy @LazyJam]

You think the app is on its ass and then a thread like this comes along and brings back the faith

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

After spending years in a laboratory where dogs were used for medical testing, Reggie was finally rescued. Once a quiet Beagle who constantly trembled with fear, he finally let out his very first bark of freedom. It wasn't just a bark, it was as if all the pain and silence he had carried for so many years had finally found a voice.

From that moment on, Reggie was given the chance to begin a new life, one where he could be loved, feel safe, and simply be the dog he was always meant to be. 🐶❤️

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

In light of Gianni Infantino’s poor judgement this week, I am beginning to question whether Donald Trump was a worthy recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize after all.

[Anthony Harris @TonyTalksUK]

Guy thinks he’s on EastEnders 🤣

[Matt @EFC_Mattt]

Been called a div by a car park, thats a new one ✅