Kewt Guy

there's a time and place for nautiness...
and no, you can't ALL follow me.

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@EKEDP I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do with this tweet that was sent to me.
Just restore the power. It's been over 24hrs with no explanation

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@NigAffairs @woye1 "The Federal Republic of BAT" covers everything.. no need to piecemeal the acquisition of the nation. 🚶‍♂️

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@JoeGrineOF None! 😰 I'm scared of people who look like they can snap me in half! 😃

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@mavihevesss Pile bullets.. 🚶‍♂️

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@idgaf_baddiee The type I wish I have 😞

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@cheksford @TheGridPost Capacity...
Vision...
These are the things many of our leaders just don't have! Expecting them to do more than they can do is at best, wishful. 🫩

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@DikaOfoma He eventually killed himself.. for those who thought the headline and sensationalism was 'amusing'.. he killed himself.
The reporters found a scoop: a life was eventually lost. Let's think about that for a minute.

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@black_godzz Where's the full video at?

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@TmAlberto Visit Lagos Nigeria... 🚶‍♂️

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@HumansNoContext To be honest, nobody nose 😁

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@Jollz When governors refer to the president as their father and everyone including the press, refers to the people in office as people in power.
Sheer madness!

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@EKEDP Well done.
Now please find a permanent solution to the Elemoro feeder at Ajah!
Most of Sangotedo is in darkness! Every WEEK, the feeder has one problem or the other resulting in days of darkness for the area.
The patch-patch repairs don't last at all!

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

STOP TRYING TO BE CONTENT CREATORS !!!

WE NEED WELDERS, PlUMBERS AND ELECTRICIANS !!!!!

[Kewt Guy @KewtGuy]

Living in a gated estate in Lagos is one of life's biggest scams.
You're paying rent to live in your own house.
Paying service charges for invisible services you don't need.
Contributing monies to solve problems that only exist because 'IT'S AN ESTATE!' 🥵

[Kewt Guy @KewtGuy]

For as long as I can remember in Nigeria, every president has been worse than the predecessor.

We are being led by the worst of us as our best brains are frustrated out of the leadership race.

Mediocrity is the order of the day!

This terminal behavior needs to end.. soon! 🥵

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@HumansNoContext Honestly, I think this is me!! 🤣😳

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I need to unfollow people who engage in these random circular arguments on Twitter! Jesus!! 🙄

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@_chiceeeyyy Just port... Retain your number: ditch the problematic network. 🚶‍♂️

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@often20000 I totally HATE these stupid ai voice narrations!!!

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

There should not be a fee to install a solar panel on any home in a power-challenged nation or State.

The State government should rather be offering a rebate to Land Use charges for homeowners to install a solar panel.

I remind you that Lagos State launched Nigeria's first sub-national green bond in November 2025, raising ₦14.815 billion (Series 3) to fund environmentally friendly projects like renewable energy.

It's like charging mothers a fee to vaccinate their kids from Polio