Kardi ❁ Key

girls just wanna have fun(ds). RI. Fl.

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

Happy Father’s Day to all the first born daughters who raised their siblings. You are the daddy

[NLE THE GREAT @nlethegreat1]

I want to perform Slut Me Out 2 at a pride event in return of the love yall showed me !!

[Kardi ❁ Key @Keyarra_]

If I was allowed one, wish I would use that wish to wish that people knew how to fucking drive

[e_e @spelldealr]

Being around ur parents is like damn im emotionally traumatized but im eating so good rn

[SLUG @generalslug]

credit to romania for being the only country with government programs to support a fatter-assed citizenry

[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[Kardi ❁ Key @Keyarra_]

Y’all will NEVER convince me to spend $35-50 on a cup.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

[‎ ♆ aja @saintMELUSINE]

this is literally what it’s like going to high school in florida

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"Please log into the patient portal to view a message from your doctor."

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

quitting a bad job isn’t enough i need them to go out of business after i leave

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

omg they’re going to shoot young sheldon

[Fana @MillonarioFana]

Like damn bro hold on

[milkmaidtittydefencesquad 🐈‍⬛ @__buthergrave]

You can give me a job but you can't kill the desire in me to be unemployed

[KathrynAle @K_for_Kathryn]

Pregnancy is so unnecessary. Can’t we just lay eggs and cover them with a blanket till they hatch??