UnFrozenCaveManLawyr

Former lawyer. Current outdoor enthusiast.

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

Hello, my name is John and I need your help. I've agreed to do a fundraiser for the American Lung Association. If I raise $10K, I can climb Los Picos de Orizaba and Ixtaccihuatl, 2 volcanos in Mexico. Please consider donating. Link below.

https://t.co/byEj5j4did

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

Climb For Clean Air https://t.co/eDhpuO0FjK

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@JDVance But are they eating dogs and cats? That is the racist part.

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@CollinRugg @TheOnion First time reading @TheOnion?

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@Dpitt35 This isn't true. I was at the game. I heard 0 boos.

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@JimmyPatronis @RogerJStoneJr Fuck @RogerJStoneJr

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@MissGabbyGuns That is one of the best things about summer.

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@LakotaMan1 Not in any way at all.

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@MsRose_Angeli 💙

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Oh. Trump just cancelled the 2028 election.

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

Everyone wish me luck. I've submitted a grant application to @EQTCorp to help fund my Climb for Black Lung.

https://t.co/cbpVxqzD5G

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

Another early day at the track for some cardio to keep my heart and lungs in shape. To help others have healthy lungs please consider donating to the American Lung Association.

https://t.co/byEj5j4did

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

It was a steamy morning. The humidity, 4 miles, and 50 pound pack didn't kill me. So, I guess it made me stronger.

If you want to help others get stronger, please consider donating to the American Lung Association.

https://t.co/byEj5j4L7L

[GOP Jesus @GOPJesusUSA]

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[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

To be fair, it worked for JD Vance.

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

all that brown-nosing got ya nothing lol

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

Did a 12 mile hike yesterday. Didn't did not expect much from myself today. But, I was up and at 'em at 4 and at the track a little before 5. Look at that beautiful sunrise I would have missed. Don't miss out on donating to the American Lung Association.

https://t.co/byEj5j4L7L

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

Yes, I am a beast. Nevertheless, please consider donating to the American Lung Association.

https://t.co/byEj5j4did

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@LakotaMan1 Congratulations!

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@xgigglypuff Let me give some advice by way of a quote attributed to Harry S. Truman. "Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk."

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

Did some intervals today. During my running intervals I ran the miles in 9:15. That's the fastest for me in decades. Also, started to make friends with a murder of crows. My murder will donate to the American Lung Association. Will you?

https://t.co/byEj5j4L7L

[UnFrozenCaveManLawyr @Keystone15417]

@Lilith_Atheist It probably predates humans.