Ordinary Kfed

Catholic. AOH Div 14, Secretary ☘️. Divine- and NBC-Office

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Why I want to be Pope:

Pope Kevin: “Harold! I lost my keys again! Bring me the tongue of Saint Anthony.”

*venerates tongue*

Pope Kevin: “Found them! They were in the door again.”

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@RooftopatPier17 why isn’t the main show being broadcast in the Liberty lounge!!? What a disappointment when it’s pouring and cold and we paid extra for the lounge #belleandsebastian

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@catholicguyshow Lino needs a warning light for his car

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@catholicguyshow is the famous chicken pot pie from @WeisMarkets?

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@DoorDash hi! How do you give a driver who never attempted delivery a negative rating? Package is being returned to the warehouse and driver never tried to deliver

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@Disney just out here ruining mornings with the Rise of the Resistance ride down again

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@ShamelessPopery Protestants prefer to group 9 and 10 as if your neighbors wife is his property

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We’ve got a Pope, an Innocent, and a Saint Supery in this Zag Longhorn matchup

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@JeniferRajkumar Hi Assemblywoman! You have to give your campaign callers a script. This kid just asked me if you had my support and I had to ask for what and then had ask for what position bc I thought I heard you were running for a new office.

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@ResortsWorldNYC will there be any live music tomorrow night, November 1?

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@maritza82283179 @Sachinettiyil @JeffBernard1 Historically it was just St Michael, the other two added with Vatican 2

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@HowsMyDrivingNY NY:AVR8737

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@KatiePMcGrady This is awesome

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@TaraBull808 Perfect. Put a phone in the office for when you have to call your mom to pick you up from track practice

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@iLoveJaneAdams This is one of the many reasons I’m thankful we’re a Republic. We elect people to make these decisions. I hate when there’s a judge on the ballot they shouldn’t be politicking and we shouldnt be politicizing it.

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My Alma mater gutted the Humanities department and still has the nerve to call itself a Liberal Arts college @LVC It’s such a joke

https://t.co/l4G2znTuRq

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@catholicguyshow Lino’s least favorite fun facts

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@foresthempen I cross my thumbs to help keep my palms together 😂

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@BruvverEccles @atthefootofthe1 Gonna assume thats the rock of Peter

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@NYCTSubway any report on queens bound E/M? Sitting in the station at Lex and 53rd

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@holysmoke @dianemontagna We did this. Every time some dope rad trad says he would skip his Sunday obligation rather than go to a Novus Ordo Mass…Every time we disobey the successor of Peter with a hissy fit…we deserve traditionis custodes