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It’s that time again😤😤
Week 1 (10EST) @ Jarded Memorial Field on ESPN 5, show love, get rowdy.

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Sloppy game overall, snow games are overrated. Game marked to be determined after questionable call on final drive. KFL: 6 SFL: 6 #wellbeback

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Scouting report: Ben Storz

Pros: scrambles like a god, has an iconic brother named Richie, sexy eye twitch, throws plenty of checkdowns, the BEN face

Cons: gives up on plays, bitch on the field, herpes, hu w a cheek, caddy too loud

College comparison: Trace McSorely

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Scouting Report:Josh Kilgallen

Pros anger, sponsored by Nike, Jared, always lurking, nasty truck

Cons In his bag all the time, goes after freshmen, wears jeans to school

NFL comparison Marshawn Lynch (when angry)

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Scouting Report: Josh Illing

Pros: Also has a hot mom, decent step mom, spams the joystick, decent pitcher

Cons: Fumbles, looks like a Barbie doll,

NFL Comparison: Saquon Barkley

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Scouting report: Brendan Mcshane

Pros: Tall, Golden Arm, Calvin Johnson 2.0, unstoppable

Cons: Dirty player, locker room cancer, isa, always wants the ball, always faking PI calls

NFL Comparison: Cam Newton

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Scouting report for Jon Illing

Pros: Hot mom, brother has a Mercedes, can kick the ball,

Cons: Soccer fag, gay best friend, back problems

NFL Comparison: Jake Elliott

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@JaydenBaiden14 Fax @ABC make it happen

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we let our game talk, not through tweets like these lightweights. Sunday. Scenic. 3:00. Be there. #kflagainsttheworld

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Scouting report: Matthew Khalil Tassone @matttassone20

Pros: big, thick, can chug a soda in seconds, Jackie, a complete unit, wears uggs, loves moms

Cons: put a dent in our home field, always working at meatball hut

Stats: 1 pass attempt, 1 pick 6

NFL comparison: Vita Vea

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This is ur quarterback? @SFL_Dubs

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@SFL_Dubs bring the smoke, y’all actually think u got a chance

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KFL Allstars vs soccer fags 3:00 Saturday scenic hills elementary
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@footfairies I’d be scared of that accuracy🤤