So some broke-ass, limp-dick peasant broke into my chariot and stole all my Valentine's panty-droppers: the basket, flowers, a Pandora anklet, a fat zip, some Uggs, and a purse. She ain’t gonna believe this fucking horse shit, dude!
So a mf took it upon they broke ass self to break into my car and steal all my Valentine Day gifts I bought 📷📷 the basket, the flower, Pandora anklet, a zip, some uggs, and a purse. She ain’t gone believe this sht!