Kristy Wilder

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

The people who are petitioning a rewrite for GOT are probs the same people who are trying to control women’s bodies to the point of being federally prosecuted for having a miscarriage. Privilege is hard

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

So like those chain emails I forwarded in the 6th grade promised me some preeetty stellar things and I think I’d like to collect

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

My 3 yo niece: “my eyes are blue!”
Me: “ok what color are my eyes?”
Her: *laughs* “they’re brown yuck!”
So sweet

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

Good morning, I just remembered that my friend and I used to go into a weird room in her basement and make “houses” for mice out of garbage and other random things. That’s all

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

After dinner with the gals we turn into

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

I miss the days when all I worried about was my flair on Facebook, smelling like Pink Sugar perfume, and planning what jeans I would wear for no dress code Friday

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

@09kelso You’re my spirit animal

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

@tanfrance has a whole closet for his candles so I’m gonna need you to step off of my collection of 6 Marshmallow Firesides MOM

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

So, will I start feeling like an adult when I can successfully not lose socks in the laundry and wear matches 100% of the time?

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

I’m not convinced that I know how to do laundry. I just choose a random setting, throw some soap in and so far it’s worked 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

‘Tis the season where I spend all my money on buying at least 76 Marshmallow Fireside candles from @bathbodyworks ✌🏼✌🏼

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

Why are we asking these questions instead of believing a brave survivor? Instead we should be asking the question of why so many men in our country aren’t being taught the word “No”

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

Some of my talents include, but are not limited to: eating a family sized pizza by myself, singing like Shakira, and always going 10 miles over the suggested speed limit

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

@latimes Hey @latimes let me help you out. **Brock Turner, RAPIST, appeals his sexual assault conviction**

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

Sext: “come over and watch Space Jam. I have tacos”

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

But like how many days of using dry shampoo is too many...? A friend who is totally not me wants to know

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

This is important. This needs to be shared. The day will come where neither men nor women will have to say “Me Too” https://t.co/B1HddMmG76

[Golden Globes @goldenglobes]

“I want all of the girls watching here now to know, that a new day is on the horizon.” @Oprah accepts the 2018 Cecil B. de Mille award. #GoldenGlobes

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

I find it super depressing that I can’t have a close, personal relationship with every dog I see from afar 😭😭

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

@09kelso HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HELP US

[Kristy Wilder @Kh_wilder]

Some days I think I’m kinda cool but then I remember that if you look at my google search history you would see me googling what “lit” “otp” and “sus” mean