LifeTips from K-Haas

if you do not listen then you will be history Kendrick

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When some fuckboy puts "😍🔥" under your girl's selfies http://t.co/HuiKqw1zor

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@selfiejesus lol tell ur babysitter I said hi

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Step back before I publicly humiliate you with my elaborate arsenal of insulting words and shit

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Just copped these bad boys. Step your game up B

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I don't know if you know this but I got hella hoes

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Learn how to make a kick-ass salad. Bitches love salad.

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@kylehaaspc lol fight me

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If bae's mad at you, just give her "the face". Gets em every time

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When in doubt, twatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwat

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Taco time is all the time #Albertos #3AM #3:01AM #glutenfreetho

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Bacon is meat candy

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Always carry lotion, the cold weather may cause your hands to crack apart and bleed as if they were summoning Satan himself. #alwaysprepared

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Whenever you meet a girl, no matter who, make sure you always ask what she's doing tonight. #cute #tumblrboi #mystery

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Quick weight loss tip: break both femurs! Lose 30 pounds in 5 days! #slim #crossfit

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When skiing, always watch out for trees. #fucktrees #treekillaz

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Save the good kids, put me in coach. #scoutOsideline

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Always check your water to make sure there's no gluten in it #fuckgluten #noglutengang

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Make sure to refrigerate your almond butter. #shelflifematters