khabar chod

Screwing the news. In style.

[khabar chod @KhabarChod]

@RahulGandhi Aajkal apni tweet kisse likhwa rahe hai vaise?

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@narendramodi Ambani-Adani ji ne mana kar diya kya?

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Saala iss calender mein tareekh vagerah likhi hoti hai kya? Ya sirf bollywood vaalo ki hd foto hi Hoti hai @fakingnews #DabbooRatnaniCalendar2018

[Sand-d Singh @Sand_In_Deed]

FUCK YOU JACK & ROSE.

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

Q: What's the difference between an autorickshawallah and a F1 driver?

A: F1 driver doesn't think he's an autorickshawallah.

[spicy alien @cinematicnoodle]

Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode.

[khabar chod @KhabarChod]

#SaudiArabia - A crazy monarchy playing war games in its hapless neighborhood - https://t.co/HSk9jVxvY7

[khabar chod @KhabarChod]

There is no more space for criminals in the party: Samajwadi Party Chief Mulayam Singh Yadav https://t.co/llfrlhb8Qe

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

There is no space for criminals in the party: Samajwadi Party Chief Mulayam Singh Yadav

[khabar chod @KhabarChod]

@TimesNow no space or 'no more' space :P

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JNUSU planning to blame ABVP for snake found in JNU :P https://t.co/fqWUIkhUUY

[Wildlife SOS @WildlifeSOS]

5ft #RatSnake rescued from #JNU Campus; https://t.co/t5fInha6tW
Special thanks to @indiatvnews for the coverage! https://t.co/aX6FyYYX4R

[khabar chod @KhabarChod]

@Swamy39 तो आज किस पर इलज़ाम लगाने वाले हो?

[khabar chod @KhabarChod]

दो मोदी हैं, दोनों विदेश ही रहते हैं ! #जस्टकिडिंग

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BJP applies for nationalism-related patents #JNURow

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Govt mulling appointing NIA as regulatory body for JNU. Other varsities to remain under UGC. #JNU #JNUCrackdown

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Pakistan to send Army chiefs to UN General Assembly summits in place of PM in future; cites PM's post as a mere formality.

[khabar chod @KhabarChod]

Indrani Mukherjee found breathing.. Govt orders CBI probe.. Fears a conspiracy #BreakingNews #IndraniMukherjea

[Farrago Abdullah Parody @abdullah_0mar]

27cr Patel are enough to shake the country ~ Hardik Patel

Out of 27cr Patel 25cr are settled in New Jersey.

[ThakurSaab @HathwalaThakur]

Looking to Hardik Patel - Ashmit Patel was found in a sad state hoping for reservations in Bollywood.

[khabar chod @KhabarChod]

External affairs Ministry to merge into PMO. Sushma Swaraj looking for an alternative job. @fakingnews #YoModiSoGhumakkad