Mini Khajiit

“If you practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats."

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

Our hero

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

ha why is it 4am

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Goin solo on a #KFC crispy family bucket is one of life's greatest pleasures

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Anyone else at that point in self isolating where the conversations you bring up to yourself end in an argument, and you gotta go find a kooler you to gossip about yourself with?

[🇫🇮☠ 𝑶𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒔 ☠🇫🇮 @gkxtitx]

When the group mage is also the tank

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

sis: *insults me*
me: *laughs at my own pain*
sis: that's the first thing I've said today you thought was funny... are you ok?
me: *laughs harder*

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@ArcemisGaming He stared me down while he made it... it was terrifying

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In the span of 10 minutes my sister fashioned a scarecrow to keep birds off our porch made out of her hallway portrait, and my dad chased said birds cussing loudly with a broom, while my mom sipped wine in the kitchen.

I love Easter.

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This is for David, he wanted this

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I just fought a mother of 2 for a can of chili at Walmart. this quarantine is buns, but now I gotta post up people for sub par beans. what the heck

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

dentist: alright, I'm gonna numb you up, it's everyones favorite part
me: *with mouth full of gauze* yeah, i love not feeling anything!
dentist:
me:

why am I like this

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

@Cesium117_tv My mom says you look handsome and that girls will like you now.
I've yearned for those words my whole life from her.

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@Cesium117_tv valentine present from his mom. Lisa is so sweet

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

me: Dad, me and Cesium are just gonna cook dinner together over wine, and spend Valentine's together. I promise it's not gay.
Dad: You did not come from my loins.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ArcemisGaming @Cesium117_tv @Cesium117_tv didn't like it

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Quick! both @Cesium117_tv and @ArcemisGaming left me alone in their place with both their computers unlocked. I need ideas on what to do to them!

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

@ArcemisGaming @Cesium117_tv @Cesium117_tv new setup, rate it!

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

@Cesium117_tv I'm your ninja

[Crunchyroll @Crunchyroll]

BREAKING: Third Season Of Smash Hit Anime Log Horizon Announced

✨ More: https://t.co/cEy5R2LZvA

[Mini Khajiit @KhajiitMini]

@Cesium117_tv they just haven't accepted it 😎

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lil sis: hey bro, I bet next time we see each other one of us will find an SO...

dad: *laughing from the kitchen* hey honey, what are the odds our kids will find love?
mom: all I know is I don't take losing bets