Khaleesi Carson

I am the fierce Khaleesi Kitten!! You will obey me!! My parents ignore me for law school so I am taking to twitter in protest.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@bryce963 because the warp hole in the bathroom! You might disappear.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@EtherealZephyr @bryce963 he was mean to lock me out!! I should be able to come and go as I please it's MY HOUSE

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

Nobody loves the poor kitty... She doesn't get the pizza.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@bryce963 you're leaving in on a jet don't know when you'll be back again leaving on a.... WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?? I love you.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@EtherealZephyr I'm not the Boss. I'm the Princesses. you said so.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@EtherealZephyr she's MY MOMMA!! They can't have her!

But I might like a playmate.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@EtherealZephyr she smells like you, and I found a black fur on her. Was she playin with another kitty?

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@EtherealZephyr the reason I haven't tweeted is momma updated the twitter and forgot to put me back on. BUT REJOICE I HAVE RETURNED

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@bryce963 what's a pit bull and why does momma want one? She said you liked it... Is this NSFK?

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

I'm really happy I had @EtherealZephyr to take care of me while my parents abandoned me AGAIN

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

I am pleased the humans have returned But not enough to grace them
With my face. @chrishopper2 obviously loves me more

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@chrishopper2 @bryce963 aww! What a sweet little kitten.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@EtherealZephyr @bryce963 @chrishopper2 Not the bathroom!! Noooooo it will eat you! I will come protect you.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@chrishopper2 but YOU love me, right?my parents are mean and leaving me AGAIN. Assholes.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

Hey Aunt @EtherealZephyr please make sure to give Uncle @chrishopper2 keys to my house so he can take care of me. Since my humans wont.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

Nobody loves me. I got held prisoner for no reason then the humans let me starve.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

I don't WANT to be locked in the bathroom!!! This is cruel and unusual punishment. I demand an attorney.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@bryce963 give me the fruit! I wants it.

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@chrishopper2 yay!! We can play. And I won't starve. And someone will love me! @bryce963 will give you details and keys

[Khaleesi Carson @KhaleesiKitty]

@chrishopper2 the humans are abandoning me again. If they leave you food, money and beer will you make sure I don't starve? cc/ @bryce963