Miz Khalli

Am a woman in process. I'm just trying like everybody else. I try to take every conflict, every experience, and learn from it. Life is never dull. Am me

[Miz Khalli @KhalliK]

@KhalilKain ooohhhh, so looove dat movie buh cried wen you got killed in it☹. All d same it ws an exceptional movie!!

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@Karen_Igho Hi dear, just so yu know, we are solidly behind you with all d support & love you richly deserve. Stay Strong! I love you.

[Miz Khalli @KhalliK]

@Karen_Igho Hi Karen. Happy new yr. May it be filled with all d wishes yu richly deserve!

[Miz Khalli @KhalliK]

@Karen_Igho Merry xmas to an AMAZING friend!! I pray dis season brings wit it all d goodness you so richly deserve!! Merry celebration dear!

[Miz Khalli @KhalliK]

@Golden_Brooks Merry Xmas Golden!!! Wishing yu a "GOLDEN" xmas & a AMAZING new year in advance!! Hve a Fabulous celebration ahead!!

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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.

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OMG is an acronym for a real medical condition: Oversized Male Genetalia - The technical term for men born with huge penises.

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It’s possible to go blind from being in complete darkness for more than 3 days.

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The Australian Navy will pay for boob jobs requested by their female sailors.

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Crying is actually very healthy - Tears lubricate your eyes, remove irritants and reduce stress, making you feel better.

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Couples who cuddle often are 8 times more likely to be happy in their relationship than those who don’t.

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The companies Hugo Boss, Siemes, IBM, Bayers and Volkswagen all worked with Nazis.

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75% of men ejaculate within 2 minutes of penetration in at least half of their sexual encounters.

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Cuddling a baby, reading out-loud, cheating in school and getting a business degree are all good for an efficient mind.

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Listening to music, especially instrumentals, can release the same hormones as climaxing during intercourse.

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Dating specialists say that if a woman does not return a call after two messages, she’s not interested.

[Miz Khalli @KhalliK]

"@UberFacts: There is an English word to describe that slight feeling of joy you get from the misfortune of other people - It’s “epicaricacy

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"@UberFacts: Your mind spends about 70% of it’s time replaying memories and creating scenarios of perfect moments."

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The word “slut” was originally used to describe a woman who didn’t keep her room clean.

[Miz Khalli @KhalliK]

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