Shane Kifer

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

Welcome to @realDonaldTrump America, Land of corruption and the home of racism. Also, we love our kids and we give them the best education... it’s just we love our guns more. But don’t forget about our amazing health care... I mean it can rob ya blind, but at least you’re alive.

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

It’s difficult to trust any news owned or affiliated with Sinclair Broadcast Groups. @ABC @CBSNews @nbc @FoxNews #ScriptedNewsScandal #BSNews

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

Pick up a bee from kindness, and learn the limitations of Kindness. #Law2 #48lawsofpower #kindness #KnowledgeIsPower

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

And God said “Gang Gang.” 😂😂😂 @SeanKifer97 @SamsonTL #facts #Biblestuff

[Erin 🤍 @erinolingerr]

The Eagles won their 1st Super Bowl. @WayneK_47 did snow angels in his underwear. It was a good day 🦅

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

ATTENTION @NFL @nflnetwork @NFLMedia @NFLonFOX @RealSkipBayless! I’m speaking for every fan in the 🌎 of any of the teams In the league. We want Roger Goodell fired and gone. He has tampered with an amazing game and it’s sickening. #NFL#NFLCutRogerGoodell#MakeFootballGreatAgain

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

I’m not sure if our government shutdown is a good thing, or a bad thing? It’s pretty hard to tell.

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

Got that second part-time job. Along with getting myself ready for college at AC for the summer semester. #MakeMovesorMakeExcuses #ImABigKidNow

[Netflix @netflix]

We’re disappointed in the decision to gut #NetNeutrality protections that ushered in an unprecedented era of innovation, creativity & civic engagement. This is the beginning of a longer legal battle. Netflix stands w/ innovators, large & small, to oppose this misguided FCC order.

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

@FCC rethink Net Neutrality. You are wrong.

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

@machinegunkelly @reignwolf, Next EST fest? #younggunner #est4life #goldengod #guitarmaniac

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

@AaronRodgers12 2.0 @JimmyG_10? Can’t wait to find out. Good luck in San Fran. -pats fan

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

Did you know it’s a proven fact that 100% of people fail to protect their moms virginity. I’m just saying.

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

@okcthunder one hell of a game. Defense looked really good, communication was well, offense performance was awesome.

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

@Patriots @NBowman53 is a free agent LB...

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

@LMMyles @tabbbethaaa Damn. I bet you’ll really know how to sweet talk your husband. 😂😂

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

I’m haunted by the shit that goes on in my own head.

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

An example of how my mind works. Idk how I think of these things. 😂😂 https://t.co/1gqotUNyH0

[SEAN KIFER @SeanK301]

"You know what you can't protect? Your moms virginity"

Well... yeah you got a solid point

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

Who decided to only televise the Eagles game at 1:00 on a Sunday? Out of all the games on tv, and this is the one I’m stuck with?

[Shane Kifer @KhaneSifer]

I wonder what the US Government is trying to cover up this time? 🤔🤔