Ghengis Bonaparte

Napoleon Bonaparte and Ghenghis Khan Stan Account. I play the alto sax with a kink in it.

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

Tennessee fans are absolutely boat racing Texas fans on Twitter

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

"It's not our war" well they just hit one of our embassies so I think it's starting to be our fucking war

[Whyvert @whyvert]

The usual pattern: a older man who never stepped aside for any woman now wants younger men to be discriminated against in selection.

[Myshkin @ode_to_fyodor]

We're actively running this experiment in L.A. and Seattle in case you want to follow along in real time.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

We need to have a very serious discussion in this country about what the fuck happened to a very large percentage of women here.

[Jaron Zhou @ZhouJaron]

This legitimately reads like a parody of what people think too woke is like.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Take the hint.

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

>the data isn't per capita

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Why do conspiracy theorists always assume you're caught up? "Remember those two little green bug children that appeared out of a cave in Ireland?" No I do not remember them actually

[;ira @dessriell]

This whole vid is outrageous but the end actually made my jaw drop what the fuck is she talking about LMAOO

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

Claire Valdez uses "we" when referring to Mexican Citizens and she is a rich kid born and raised in Texas whos only job is being an art gallery assistant. This is what we are electing into US Congress.

[Doc(T)or FDR Hater @fdr_h8r]

Why are you running to represent Mexico in the United States Congress

[AJ Hoffman @AJIsTheReal]

Yeah, that Sidney Sweeney set back women's sports 20 years.

20 years ago, riding your teammate like a cowgirl wasn't even allowed, much less recognized as an official NCAA event.

Look at us now. Thanks for blazing the trail, Sidney.

[Rian Stone | Softbone, hard boiled dystopia @Rianstone]

Every Millennial couple

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

Sydney Sweeney is the funniest stress test feminism has ever encountered bc I was taught that tHE PaTriArChY reduces women to their bodies, denies them individual agency and imposes rules on female sexuality based on what everyone else thinks women ought to be. Meanwhile Sydney is independently wealthy, produces her own projects, owns businesses, chooses to monetize her own sexuality, gains power from doing it and appears completely uninterested in anyone’s permission. And somehow the feminist response is thousands of women materializing to explain that her body is AcksHuAllY a collective political resource and she has a responsibility to use it in ways they approve of bc otherwise she’s “setting women back 100 years” (fucking LOL)

So congratulations ladies! You defeated the patriarchy by becoming an enormous decentralized committee of women policing another woman’s sexuality, scolding her for appealing to men and reminding her that her individual choices must remain subordinate to what is best for Women As A Class.

Perhaps the funniest part is that the men supposedly enforcing this grand patriarchal system are mostly standing off to the side like “Sydney seems great, let her cook” while the Feminist Liberation Committee is furiously drafting new regulations for what she’s allowed to do with her own gigantic knockers.

Incredible operation. You guys are fucking killing it. Extremely boss babe. Very liberation. No notes.

[From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 @HammsLager]

"It's different when *I* do it, damnit!"

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

This is the woman that told Aaron Rodgers she needed to 'go fuck another guy' after he proposed to her...

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Imagine the amount of hate Sydney Sweeney would get from women if she did this😭

[Carla 🗣️ @politicscarla]

So this is also an outrage, I would guess, right lefties?