Fijimi

GGMU| Quality control analyst| Fireboy

[… @Praise_Ffs]

“Spain or Argentina winning it will make me happy” 😃

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

One day I’m going to watch a Manchester United match at Old trafford ❤️

[Fijimi @Khanni_e]

@promisegogo_ E Dey quick comot for my mouth 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"If I genuinely love my man"

What does this nonsense even mean?

"It doesn't have to be equal, but there should be willingness to give."

What nonsense are you giving?

[BROWNNIE🤍✨ @HurpeBrown]

Casemiro with Ronaldo - 3 UCL in a row

Casemiro with Messi - 3 Loss in a row

[shakababu @a_shakababu]

“she sells wig, she will share wigs for my mom and all my sisters”

you see how stup!d i sound? that’s it.

[Fireboy DML ♨️ @fireboydml]

EVERYTHING GOING AS IT SHOULD, NO FEAR! DEY WII ME! ZUKO! IS COMING. ♨️

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

"It's not you, it's me"

Who e wan be before?
Na me get mental issues?

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i hate stup!d women so much, how do you remain in a relationship where a man is beating you?????

abi beating na your fetish???

[@Pink.God @Alisesierra]

People who know a little bit about everything are so fun to talk to

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

There’s a specific kind of suffering that comes with being too aware

[Spyder🕷️ @Spyderzn]

I still Dey reason wetin girl wan tell me wey I go Dey give am weekly or monthly allowance sha

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nigerian relationship where women claim to love you but draw the line on spending their money, is funny to me.

Anyone who claims to love you but don't spend their money, is a liar.

Where your money is, is the proof of where your heart is. If her money is not spent on you, her heart is not with you. If her money is not invested in the relationship, her heart is not in the relationship. There is no exception.

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

Senior officer hugs the candidate after realizing no one had come to congratulate him.

He had finally passed the Army selection.

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

I love liking someone new it's sooo funn

[Topss @topetyez_]

one of my relationship fears is getting into one and they want us to create a couple account and start fooling on TikTok, God please.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

When you’re on the paper chase, you abstain from sex/women during that period so nothing would hinder your luck

But the moment you get that thing and the money starts flowing, same you would start calling same women and be knacking anyhow

So what is it about that sex that could have hindered you from getting that win but now suddenly becomes powerless after the money comes ?

Exactly.. You’re just foolish bro.

[pablo @bhulu_elimnyama]

when you're walking at night and a girl in front of you takes the exact same turn you were gonna take. 😭😭

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ @blackmissed]

Owambe don turn another thing

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

What exactly is the meaning of "Push Gift"?

Girlfriend allowance and period gift?

Are Nigerian men going mad?